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작성자: Thorgragk
10/11/2015 1:57:42 PM
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Teabaggers Challenge: I'm calling you out.
Dear teabaggers,
I don't buy your false bravado and dismissive excuses for why you think teabagging is ok. I think you are all pretty bad sports. But instead of having yet another circular argument, I instead have a challenge for you.
Please post here IRL videos of you teabagging opponents in official community or professionally arranged competitive events. Please include supporting evidence that demonstrates that both the opponent(s) and organising/adjudicating bodies understand what you are doing. Bobbing up and down in the corner while everyone has their back to you does not count.
I look forward to seeing if any of you have the guts to do it to a real person, let alone get away with it without any form of repercussion.
[ARBITRARY MILESTONE EDIT]
So, I would like to address some of the common feedback. First up, in my head this was intended as a bit of a (self indulgent) smart arsed analogy to point out that you just wouldn't teabag in real life despite other forms of taunting crossing mediums. My delivery when I speak is rather dry and I often forget that it doesn't translate well to text. So I will own that and apologise for missing my intended mark. This was intended to be an amusing commentary on sportsmanship, not a saltpan.
Secondly, thanks to all for your concern for both my mental health and my anus. It means a lot to have your support and I would like to assure you that both are feeling good (I just got off the can). Also, for some reason I thought this goes without saying, but to be clear, I do not want anyone to shoot anyone outside of a video game (unless we are talking about consentual nerf/paintball battles).
Thirdly, to the helpful people pointing out my atrocious k/d. You were expected. Hello. I always have and always will be "bad" at pvp. I'm actually quite ok with that. I only do it for the sweet puppy dog armour and now the legendary marks. I play to my style which is a headlong run and gun. It is not condusive to a good k/d, but I have fun none the less. Thanks for pointing out my warlock was at 0.7 though, I was genuinely surprised it was that high.
Any hoo. Imma get some shut eye now. Feel free to keep spamming this or let it die. See yous in Iron Banner.
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2 답변Lol get over it. Just my stinky balls on your virgin lips. Dipping slowly into your mouth just enough so you can't taste that in sweaty and better then you. Enjoy my salty balls.
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작성자: NYDIBS 10/13/2015 4:37:52 PMI was messing around in Mayhem rumble with a friend, trying to get void ability kills for my sword yesterday a sunbreaker kills me and teabags me, dont think much of it bc I wasnt playing seriously I kill him and teabag him, he sends me a message calling me a bum and telling me not to teabag if I suck So I message him and say, ok, let me switch to my sunbreaker, send me an invite and ill make you my bitch of course, he didnt respond
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When I was 13 (and I admit, I was one of THOSE players), I teabagged others because I thought it would make me look cool. I was also one of those kids that had really low self-esteem in real life, so me teabagging someone online was me showing off how "good" I was in a game. Back when I was a kid, I thought that would make me cool. Skip forward 10 years, and I look at my younger self with a lot of disdain. I've matured since then, and because of it, I view teabagging from personal experience as a gamer's version of extreme overcompensation, much like those overlifted trucks that are extremely impractical in real life. So, from a former teabagger point of view, I would say that it's one of the most immature and one of the biggest ways to show that a person will overcompensate because they're lacking in many other areas. I was one of those guys, and I can tell you right now, that's what I felt. So yeah, if you see a teabagger, my personal advice from a former tryhard is to not teabag back. A person who gets teabagged and doesn't teabag them back gains a bit of respect. You'll show them that you're more mature than them. And yes, my KDA in this game is pretty bad. Destiny is probably the only FPS game I play now. I've transferred over to RPG games, strategy based games, RT Simulator games, and MOBAs. I'm expecting to be bad because I haven't played an FPS in over 8 years.
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5 답변I play crucible for the sole purpose of turning your mouth into a golf course ball wash. My testicles ache for the warm moist chasm of a freshly dropped corpse. And if you kill me, then I expect nothing less than well executed skull defiling. If you don't, I will take offence and start posting on the forums about disrespectful players who don't tbag. Whip out your nuts and plop them over my dead eyes so it looks like I'm wearing a scrotum for goggles. And if you're a chick, you better be slammin' that clam all up in my grill. Just shove my skull deep into those meat curtains like you are trying to give birth in reverse. Anything less would be uncivilized. That is all.
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작성자: GotSomeFire 10/13/2015 5:04:06 PMI only t-bag and engage in debauchery, both in-game and irl, when I am first, the victim of a t-bag or debauchery. The only things is, once I start, I don't stop. I will t-bag/wave/dance/slow clap[cant wait :D] you every single time I win a round/kill you, and it will be lots of fun for me, and none for you. That said, I'm not the best player ever (1.7kd in trials, I think is pretty decent), so often I am also the victim for many rounds/kills too. It's a game. It's funny and satisfying to win against some loser who was t-bagging you and just letting him have it.
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1 답변GOD DAMN MAN! The game you're playing is made by the same guys who made halo, where T-bags were made famous/infamous. And note this: at the end of the day, it's a damn game. You choose to be mad at people who T-bag. Why not get off your ass and [b]get even[/b] if you have a problem with getting T-bagged. I've been T-bagged plenty of times in halo and destiny. Hell i even got T-bagged at the end of a strike when i went down, when the boss died. (Keep in mind that i couldn't get revived after the boss was dead) So just deal with it or get even. Miscellaneous thought: this game needs more ragdoll physics to dead guardians so it's like in halo. Look at the profile gif of the red spartan T-bagging the blue spartan for reference.
