Suppressing the awkward boner
Always happens at serious /sorta serious moments
I'll name some:
[spoiler]funerals (don't ask)
Subway orders(idk bro)
Sitting in class (no explanation needed
In church (idk stap)
Talking to any girl in general 13+ ish
Talking to parents about something super serious
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By far it's the awkward boners. Girls can be as horny as they want in public and no one will know. As a guy I have to tone my dirty thoughts down in class for example otherwise.....
Too bad there isn't an all of the above.
Worst for me is sitting on my *ahem* magic wand.
Yeah, it happens. Then I need to debate on whether I like the feeling or not.
Twice as long average prison sentences and unjust treatment by the justice system.
[spoiler]Just look at r[i]a[/i]pe accusations. Those men are vilified before they have been proven guilty.
Whatever happened to presumption of innocence?[/spoiler]