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8/26/2015 6:39:20 PM
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I was right, Mr. Fruit ruining the stream. Skipping content? Wtf?
Holy shit I'm pissed. This is supposed to be a showcase, and mr fruit is just running past everything like its a strike it's year old content.
Doing it right in front of the designer?
Hope Bungie learned a lesson this guy knew.
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#Destiny
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[quote]You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head. And death in his eyes. But you can do Ju Jitsu. (You can do it) Body slam superstar Shia Labeouf. Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf. But blood is draining fast from you stump leg. He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. Your chopping of his head now... You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf. His head toppled to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia Labeouf.[/quote]
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4 답변Dude calm down, there are other you tubers that take their time in the strike, mr fruit plays to have fun lol, no need to be a dick!
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2 답변He was following cozmo..also datto uploaded a video of the entire strike with no commentary so you can hear all the dialogues of cayde-6 and your ghost.
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12 답변OP sounds familiar... *checks OP's Activities* Yup, here he is. Somebody who blatantly hates Bungie and Destiny, yet refuses to leave the forums for some -blam!-ing reason. Pay no attention to OP, he is a common internet troll.
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They'd have been better off using someone like me. Aside from the publicity Mr.Fruit probably brought to the stream, I'm just an average player that could've done everything he did, better. I'm not even just saying me, literally anyone that actually plays both aspects of this game could've done it better. It's only his popularity they wanted I assume?
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It was an awkward stream to say the least. But at least it wasn't CAPTAIN BROMAN. Remember how he was yelling talking over people and generally acting like an uneducated apeman ? I mean the bar wasn't set very high by broman, Somewhere between single cell organism and Neanderthal, but Fruit surpassed it.
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