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작성자: TheMilkman
11/7/2015 1:05:30 AM
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Post school logic v3.0
It's that time of year again, most kidos are back to school by now and it's only [i]logical for me to post this. [/i]
Post any kind if school logic such as memes, jokes or logical moments.
Here's mine:
Kids fight during lunch and smart lunch ( a time where you can catch up on work)...let's ban smart lunch the only time students use that they need.
Bus strike goes on; the school board decides to make teachers drive busses instead of hiring new ones and firing the ones that work most of the time. [spoiler]there are plenty and I mean plenty of school bus drivers in the city area. [/spoiler]
Our school is having a bring your own tech to school; you must sign a contract allowing them to spy on you; so you can get on the internet... I rather not have NSA 2 on my back.
Alright class today you will have 48 problems to do and each problem consists of 7 boring steps that require a calculator. Oh and you have a quiz tomorrow; no calculator.
English teacher: Today we will be in groups of people you do not know not want to know so you can be more social. (You get into the group and the work consists on you talking; no one talks for the entire time.)
You have to write a 15 sentence essay of what a teacher job is like even though you can explain it in 5 or less sentences.
Teacher: Today instead of learning about grammar, I decided we should learn more about poetry.
Please solve this equation the way I showed you, even though there are other ways. Also you have to explain each step.
Pulls out phone to use as a calculator, gets suspended for using the phone to play games.
Rides bus in the morning; tries to ride bus in afternoon, but bus driver says your not on the list and have to go to the front office to write a slip. Then give it to the bus driver the next day, so you can ride the bus in the afternoon for 10 days only.
(" Teacher: you must copy the hw from the board and do it tonight.
Student [i]takes out phone and takes pic of hw[/i].
Teacher: You are not allowed to take a picture of the hw, but I'll allow it this time. ")
Edit: 360 posts...Xbox 360 ftw!
Edit 2: this is starting to get more depressing than funny.
Edit 3: flame war in section Walrus.
Edit 4: 711 I smell shopping.
Edit5: I'm back, how long is this edit list going to go?
[spoiler]keep it kid friendly[/spoiler]
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작성자: Bill Nye 10/31/2015 5:09:10 PM>be me >have annoying and super strict teacher >doing poster thing on my identity in religion class >only tells us to "do it like it's done in the textbook" >everyone does what she tells us to do because if you don't she flips out at you >teacher flips at every single person in the class for doing it wrong >fml Also, the same teacher lost our french assignments and blamed it on us, only to find it 2 minutes later.
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32 답변Teacher (99% of the year): No playing games unless you are doing Spanish homework Teacher (1%): alright whoever can beat me in halo 3 gets a 100 on the next test
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3 답변Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight! Teacher: Ok class, you have 50 minutes to write this essay.
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5 답변We can't right click the desktop in the computer labs cuz the network admins know the students are smarter than them and are terrified of that fact.
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5 답변Let's teach you a bunch of stuff you're never going to use instead of practical life skills [spoiler] like defending one's self against a famous cannibalistic actor[/spoiler]
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8 답변I love how teachers and administrators in the public school system blatantly do things purely to assert their dominance. Ever wonder why you can't wear a hat? lel, the school system is more to reinforce outdated social ideas that are ultimately harmful to an individual's emotional wellbeing. Anger and stupidity, as opposed to critical thought and creativity. The fact that anyone ever even thought no tolerance policies were a good idea is a complete joke.
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30 답변I actually had to make a skit in school with my class, and since nobody wanted to do it, i decided we could use it to criticize the school itself. Basically we put some chairs in a circle facing the other classes when it was our turn and pretended we were some sort of "bad students anonymous". the first kid got up out of her chair and said " my name is ____" and we'd all say "hi _____" and she'd say what she did wrong and sit down. Then the next person would go etc. and each bad thing was progressively worse, from throwing a desk to flipping the bird to finally microwaving a dog (this one got some loud gasps from the crowd- so loud nobody heard my response " oh my gosh, they let you bring your dog to school?") I got up last, and my confession was that I wore a hat to school. The other bad kids responded by freaking out like I had gone too far and marched away (desk throwing girl flipped her chair first before leaving haha), leaving me standing there ashamed. It was easily the best skit because it had a purpose, but we lost to a stupid fashion skit because the kids in it were popular and dressed funny. School can be so stupid, you know?
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5 답변"What's that? You're actually liking that novel I assigned you? Here, let me just give you about twenty pages of study guide and make you take notes while reading so that you absolutely hate it".
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14 답변>School is supposedly a place of learning and knowledge for all. >I show up and eat [i]two people.[/i] Just two. To find out what annoying highschoolers taste like, of course. And suddenly I'm "a threat to national security" and an "anomalous, prehistoric creature on a bloody rampage". >Police show up. Eat them. Taste like donuts and racism. Yum. >Humans get more butthurt, jfc. Suddenly there are military trucks and helicopters flying overhead, etc. I have to break the line before they box me in. Get shot a bunch and scrape my shin to shit in the process of flipping a Humvee. >The Highschoolers didn't even taste good. It was like I ate two blocks of stress, desperation, and concentrated shit-tier deodorant. Military dudes also tasted like shit. The American school system sucks, let me tell you.
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1 답변Spends ten hours on a whole history on the atomic Bomb including the exact design process, the different innovations, the science engineering math and technology, and I still get a bad grade. Friend turns in 1 hour PowerPoint on donuts. Gives teacher donut, now is favorite student and gets best grade
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5 답변Teacher: this year, we have even MOAR state tests!!!!!! Yeeeeaaaaa!!!!!! Next week Teacher: man, we never have enough time to actually teach you guys. Well give you more homework to keep up. Next week Teacher: since you guys didn't do well on the homework we didn't teach you about, well have to do more state tests. Sounds like a plan.
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18 답변작성자: Oryx's Slimy Worm 9/11/2015 3:24:23 AM
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작성자: squshycloud 10/21/2015 12:05:20 PMMy Math teacher does nothing about that his class the worst test Results because he doesnt teaches anything tons of parents complains about his way to teach things School does nothing and says that its our problem We have to do a cantine Job , we help the workers and so on But why do i have to do it if i don't eat there
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17 답변Student: why can't we use calculators for this algebra? Teacher: you won't have calculators in real life. Student: we won't have algebra in real life.
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