Similar to the annual dictionary contests, add, remove, or substitute only one letter in a perk to change it, then write the description of the new perk. My entry: Hot Package: Damaging an enemy with this weapon passes them the hot potato and causes damage over time until they damage an enemy. Edit: a lot of great replies and creativity shown in the forums, nearly an all-positive thread with little or no trolling or hate! It is a niracle (near-miracle) for this forum... That makes me extremely happy. Some of my personal favorites: Geoff Edwards Blank: A short distance teleport that leaves all your shotgun ammo behind. (This was the very first reply to this thread) Saint Victorious Wolfpack Hounds: When fired, calls forth the hounds. (Made me think of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons) Zephyr Pot Swap: :switching weapons near allies grants a brief smokescreen in your area. (Puff, puff, pass) Inverted Cat Shoot to Boot: Shooting Teammates with this weapon automatically sends them back to orbit. (Talk about unfriendly fire...) SKTheChef Spray and Pay: Every shot costs glimmer. Anomolous147 Hidden Band - plays a little jingle every time you get a kill Axiive Extended Sag: Guardian's balls are extremely more noticeable, male exclusive gender perk (Great for tea-bagging) XDVarenkor Mida Multi-cool - freeze enemies with successive shots. Mida Multi-toil - work harder for your kills. Weeding Frenzy - makes farming more productive. Feanauro Third Ewe — Enemies look like sheep while aiming down this weapon's sights. crypto connect Army of done: ressurects all the players who said they were quitting destiny in to your own personal army (Most OP of all suggested perk changes) GRAN APHOTIA Fluster Bombs: Shells split into flowery compliments upon impact, thoroughly embarrassing the enemy. Wolf Pack Hank Burn : Gives you a chance against propain WildGringo Raise The Sun: Take time out of this dangerous battle to raise an infant star you found and allow it to grow into a Red Giant. xNERFxHERDERx Super Hood Advice: shots fired that miss the target return to the magazine bow bow bow bow bitch I'm bustin at em Cool Pretzel Hidden Han: You will always shoot first. (And may thine enemies always have the gun skill of Greedo) Tech Ronin Weeper of the Pack: Each time you are killed by Thorn a post is made on the forum in your name bitching about it. (TechRonin submitted a bunch of great ones, this was my favorite) Keep 'em coming, and look through for your favorites, a ton of good stuff in this thread.)