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작성자: Mott
8/31/2015 4:50:24 PM
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Dinklebot's Most Facepalmy Line
Let me know which one you think is the worst.
WE'VE AWOKEN THE HIVE
Edit 1: HOLY CRAP! 638 replies!?
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Hank the Shank is here!
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#Destiny
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4 답변-Start archon priest strike. -Dinkleberg telling me gotta prevent Fallen from awakening their Archon Priest, been trapped in Azkaban or some shit. Seems legit. (Dafuq did he do to get locked up like that? How'd he escape? Questions I have, too naive to know ill never get answers to.) -Spend long minutes traversing magical venus's left-hand path. Tons of Vex, TONS! A whole valley of teleporting vex..? not in my job description but okay, ill let that slide... -reach cell, looks like 30th century Faberge egg, w/e its cool. -"oh well, thank rngesus we got here in time! They were unable to open the cell, hes still trapped, call for an evacuation chopper Dink. We made it!" Dinkleberg behind me as im walking away "Are you sure you want to do this?" -wait wtf are you talking about.. i spin around...hear gas releasing and hollow masked laughter. DINKLEBERG! Wut? Why?! -Waste MORE time. Finally kill it. "It would've been better off in the prison of elders..." FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU....SO WYTF DIDN'T WE BRING BACK THE UNOPENED EGG, DINKLEDICK?!?! Facepalm so hard my hand smashed through my cheek and rips a hole in the space-time continuum, sending me in a wormhole that just keeps dropping me at the beginning of pretty venus, Doomed to repeat strike ad nauseam, for all eternity. (Until next year, when you can run the same strike backwards and upside down, and then fight a hive boss at the two beginning pools)
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48 답변작성자: AdunSaveMe 8/21/2015 1:46:14 AM[b]A CELL[/b] *speakers burst* [b]FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS[/b] *windows shatter, children screaming in the distance* [b]THE ARCHON PRIEST[/b] *wailing sirens* [i][b]IS STILL[/b][/i] *TV disintegrates* [i][u][b]INSIDE!!!!!!![/b][/u][/i] *explosion*
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2 답변No no no no no! IT'S THE VEX! BETTER FIND SOME COVER! Me: N***a chill. They're only robots.
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6 답변"To get into the vex network I sorta had to mess with all their transfer gates here. You're probably going to have your hands full" D4mmit Dinklebot
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"The [b][i]worlds grave[/i][/b] [u]not[/u] ours." Is the worst, period. The way he says "worlds grave" so fvcking condescendingly but not in a cool, funny, GoT kind of condescension, but an akward, "screw this, they've made me reread chopped up rewrites so many times, and now this assistant sound director from bungie is telling me to be "more robotic", forget it, time to engage phoning-it-in 9000" kind of way. Some dishonorable mentions: Stranger: "I don't have time to explain what I blah blah" Wow... Stunning to me that line made it into the game. And two of my personal favorite facepalm/WTF? moments come from Eris Morn after defeating Crota: "You have saved them all from [i][b]my suffering[/b][/i] guardian." And: "You and I are bonded forever Titan." Ummm... Ok... Clingy psycho.. Did she honeydick us all into killing the ex she's obsessed with?
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"I'll work faster" 1 That's the same speed 2 Yah I'll get shot faster too "Detecting Fallen Activity" Wait for it... "The fallen what are they doing here?" *Enter Public Event* "I guess we're doing this" Me: What are YOU doing to help?!?
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1 답변You handle the cabal I'll wake the eye Or the fallen are getting smarter looks like the entire system is wired into an *alarm sounds* I'll work faster
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1 답변"And I thought YOU had the hard job." Dinklebot, IM GETTING HAMMERED BY 5 AXIS MINOTAURS! DOES THIS LOOK EASY TO YOU?
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9 답변작성자: Edgin Mor 9/6/2015 3:34:58 PM
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1 답변A Triptych of Hive runes said to be uncrackable TBH every flipping line in this game is pure gold
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1 답변작성자: excelsiorgames 8/31/2015 4:45:09 PM
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17 답변Not really a facepalmy line but a facepalmy scene. Stay till the end for a RIP Dinkebot montage as well! https://youtu.be/IXVT_M-PNzc
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2 답변Access Key? I don't need an access key. -Alarm Goes Off- The Fallen are getting smarter, it's like the entire system is wired to a- (Alarm) I'll work faster.
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7 답변Think they mind if we take their pikes? Yes they'll mind this is a Ferrari edition pike. Pft!!!
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