Hi! Billy Xur here with another fantastic product! Have you been salty for getting the same crummy drops from your nightfall? Are you sick of only getting The Timebreaker from completing the VoG with your friends? Is your mind hurting from crushing Crota with your friends to only add to your Light in the Abyss used car lot of a collection - all the while searching for your mythical Gjallahorn? Well look no further my guardians, have for you the Gjallahorn at the low amazing cost of 17 strange coins! That's right, 17 strange coin to put Crota on his knees faster than (well...you know where I'm going here) with half the rockets you normally need. The mighty Gjallahorn, that's right. Got a boss that is giving you a problem? Blow him away with the explosive power of Gjallarhorn that can only be compared to covering your face with gasoline and laying underneath a rocket ship at take off. Got an enemy you want to send straight to Hell? Blast him to the abyss with the amazing Wolfpack rounds of the Gjallahorn. These Wolfpack rounds will donkey punch your enemy with the damage of a Mack truck smashing your annoying next door neighbor in the street - all the while you reload to continue the slaughter. Does that shank have you down with his annoying solar shield? Look no further than to the GJallarhorn, this commonly mispronounced atom bomb slinger will leave your friends saying "where umm, where did that annoying shank go?" and give you the opportunity to yell "straight to Gjallarhell!". That's right my friends, buy this one of a kind murdermachine today. Not only will you get the Gjallarhorn at the amazing low cost of 17 strange coin, but I'll also include an "Emerald Coil" for 23 strange coin. That's right, not only will you be crushing bosses like a can crusher from the 90's, but you will also fly on your sparrow through strikes with a lime green light trail that can only be compared to a rave party blaring Dubstep while your friends fail to pick up that hot purple hair'd Awoken in the VIP section. But wait, there's more! Not only will you be ending the lives of your greatest enemies with this apocolyptic war machine in seconds at the low cost of 17 strange coin, I'll also include 5 Heavy Ammo Synthesis for the amazing low cost of 1, that's right ONE strange coin! These amazing bundles of destruction will allow you to unleash further havoc on your most feared enemies, leaving them to only question each other "what did we do to deserve this?". Unload your entire arsenal of Gjallarhorn rounds to only consume one of these bad boys to elevate your slaughterstatus higher than Ares the freaking God of War. Still not convinced!? Just read some of these customer testimonials: [i]rahoolisatool: It used to feel like I was throwing pebbles at Sepiks Prime until I got my Gjally, now it feels like I am shooting rounds of TNT filled Hippos at my enemies. freetess2015: It used to take me 30 minutes just to bring down The Nexus, now with my Jellyhorn I take him down faster than it takes Phogoth to eat a chili cheese dog with Franks Red Hot Sauce (He puts that sh*t on everything). xxdontbesaltyxx: All of my friends used to think I was a scrubby raider, and dreaded having me on their team or party. Now that I have the Gjallarhorn I'm getting bothered by more guardians to hang out with than Petra Venj gets when she wears a low cut top. jasonpierre-paul: Damn! Lost my hand! [/i] Don't hesitate guardians. Come see me for this amazing offer as it is a limited offer until Sunday at 2:OO AM PDT. Get the weapon you have been dreaming of at this amazing low cost, and introduce death to everyone who steps before you. I'll be waiting to see you with my face full of spaghetti down by the bar, as I'm in such disbelief that I'm giving this killer deal that I must sling martinis for 2 days straight to get over it. Editorial notes: Over 100 replies. Billy would be proud! I hope you all got my fantastic product! Tl;dr: [spoiler] Hi! Billy Xur here with another fantastic product! Have you been salty for getting the same crummy drops from your nightfall? Are you sick of only getting The Timebreaker from completing the VoG with your friends? Is your mind hurting from crushing Crota with your friends to only add to your Light in the Abyss used car lot of a collection - all the while searching for your mythical Gjallahorn? Well look no further my guardians, have for you the Gjallahorn at the low amazing cost of 17 strange coins! That's right, 17 strange coin to put Crota on his knees faster than (well...you know where I'm going here) with half the rockets you normally need. The mighty Gjallahorn, that's right. Got a boss that is giving you a problem? Blow him away with the explosive power of Gjallarhorn that can only be compared to covering your face with gasoline and laying underneath a rocket ship at take off. Got an enemy you want to send straight to Hell? Blast him to the abyss with the amazing Wolfpack rounds of the Gjallahorn. These Wolfpack rounds will donkey punch your enemy with the damage of a Mack truck smashing your annoying next door neighbor in the street - all the while you reload to continue the slaughter. Does that shank have you down with his annoying solar shield? Look no further than to the GJallarhorn, this commonly mispronounced atom bomb slinger will leave your friends saying "where umm, where did that annoying shank go?" and give you the opportunity to yell "straight to Gjallarhell!". That's right my friends, buy this one of a kind murdermachine today. Not only will you get the Gjallarhorn at the amazing low cost of 17 strange coin, but I'll also include an "Emerald Coil" for 23 strange coin. That's right, not only will you be crushing bosses like a can crusher from the 90's, but you will also fly on your sparrow through strikes with a lime green light trail that can only be compared to a rave party blaring Dubstep while your friends fail to pick up that hot purple hair'd Awoken in the VIP section. But wait, there's more! Not only will you be ending the lives of your greatest enemies with this apocolyptic war machine in seconds at the low cost of 17 strange coin, I'll also include 5 Heavy Ammo Synthesis for the amazing low cost of 1, that's right ONE strange coin! These amazing bundles of destruction will allow you to unleash further havoc on your most feared enemies, leaving them to only question each other "what did we do to deserve this?". Unload your entire arsenal of Gjallarhorn rounds to only consume one of these bad boys to elevate your slaughterstatus higher than Ares the freaking God of War. Still not convinced!? Just read some of these customer testimonials: [i]rahoolisatool: It used to feel like I was throwing pebbles at Sepiks Prime until I got my Gjally, now it feels like I am shooting rounds of TNT filled Hippos at my enemies. freetess2015: It used to take me 30 minutes just to bring down The Nexus, now with my Jellyhorn I take him down faster than it takes Phogoth to eat a chili cheese dog with Franks Red Hot Sauce (He puts that sh*t on everything). xxdontbesaltyxx: All of my friends used to think I was a scrubby raider, and dreaded having me on their team or party. Now that I have the Gjallarhorn I'm getting bothered by more guardians to hang out with than Petra Venj gets when she wears a low cut top. jasonpierre-paul: Damn! Lost my hand! [/i] Don't hesitate guardians. Come see me for this amazing offer as it is a limited offer until Sunday at 2:OO AM PDT. Get the weapon you have been dreaming of at this amazing low cost, and introduce death to everyone who steps before you. I'll be waiting to see you with my face full of spaghetti down by the bar, as I'm in such disbelief that I'm giving this killer deal that I must sling martinis for 2 days straight to get over it. Editorial notes: Over 100 replies. Billy would be proud! I hope you all got my fantastic product! [/spoiler]