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작성자: ColombiasFinest
8/18/2015 4:21:15 AM
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Can you imagine Variks as a GPS?
"Make a left yesssss? Or you die."
*Guy flips you off• "You face the disgraced, lost, fallen"
EDIT: Wow, you guys are really nice. Over 100 replies!
EDIT 2: These are hilarious! 300 replies! What happened on a boring car ride now put me in trending!
EDIT 3: Wow. 500. Halfway to 1,000!
What do you guys think of,
"If Lord Shaxx was ____
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#Destiny
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125 답변작성자: Game Ober 8/14/2015 4:47:36 PM
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41 답변Turns on GPS* "House Judgment welcomes you, Guardian." *Puts in destination* *Begins driving* "Turn left, Guardian…or die." *Approaches traffic jam* "You face the disgraced, lost, Fallen." *An angry driver comes up behind you* "Enemies approaching." *Nearby car revs his engine* "You have been challenged in the ways of old." *A driver yells at you* "He called you a…well, it was an insult." *Your lanes about to end and a driver is by you* "He will try to pass you. Pass him back." *You make the light* "Success, Guardian. Success." *Fail to make the light* "You disappoint me." *Sees ex's car* "Important target, Guardian." *Wears seatbelt in a crash* "They are dead…you are not." *Gets pulled over* "Prison of Elders welcomes you, Guardian."
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2 답변Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a ghetto with a Prius in Compton. So let's get to driving out of their command, all at once..
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1 답변Have a company make a gps with voicing options. •Variks •Gordon Ramsey •Samuel Mothafūckin Jackson [spoiler]also an option to have all of them give directions in one trip[/spoiler]
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1 답변The speaker as a GPS: *Plugs in address* "I could tell you where to go. I could tell you how to get there."
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