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작성자: PONETHEPOON
8/19/2015 7:29:34 PM
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Delete your girlfriend, or delete Destiny?
So you're faced with the decision of dismantling everything in Destiny, and deleting the game, or dismantling your girlfriend.
Firstly, [b][i]this isn't just breaking up with her.[/i][/b] You are erasing her from time and space.
[b][i][u]How it works. [/u][/i][/b]
You call your girlfriend into the living room, next to your respective console. There will be candles lit in a circle, with energy drink cans between each candle.
Obviously she'll be confused. You tell her [b][i]"I'm sorry, but a side must always be taken...[/i][/b]
Its likely that she'll still be confused, but that matters little; as [b][i]she's getting deleted. [/i][/b]
You then [b][i][u]hold X or Square[/u][/i][/b] on your controller. A progress bar will show between you two, illustrating the inevitable fate she will soon befall.
Her confused shrieking turns to empty silence, as she dismantles into various girlfriend upgrade materials. (Used to upgrade your next girlfriend.)
If you're sad, fear not, [b][i]as you were going to do this next month anyway,[/i][/b] when a newer, stronger girlfriend was available.
I do love my girlfriend...
[spoiler]but she's always using a nagswitch anyway. [/spoiler]
[b][i]EDIT:[/i][/b] [i]Many people took this post very, very seriously. Haha. [/i]
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1 답변Well we just broke up a couple weeks ago.......erase her from existence you say? I choose that. DELETE HER
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5 답변Whoever says delete their girlfriend needs to set the priorities right if they would choose a video game over them
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2 답변Well since Destiny deleted my life for 10 months, I'd choose to repay them by deleting Destiny. I've been on a one month boycott of Destiny (nerf/TTK legendaries not upgradeable related) and it's amazing how much more action I get. A few buddies left with me. All day one Beta players. Bungie is slowly losing long time players. See ya when Destiny 2 comes out.
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Tough call since my gf bought me Destiny... Hmmmmm I would be saving a lot of money by not going to Disney land 6 times a year which each trip is around 2-3k.... Would replace the gf in a heartbeat but it's been 6 years since we've been together. RIP my life
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