> be crota > hiding deep inside the moon > hide n seek champ 2014 > arch nemesis Bungie releases Dark Below DLC > ohf**k.jpg > guardians can now skydive into my realm of glitches and cheeses > no worries tho > be supreme overload of thrall every where > no 1 ken stahp me with unlimited thrall > watching from my throne room > guardians cheesing like no other > been beefing up security for no raisin > alluakbar lamps I installed only propel guardians through my maze faster > guardians get through abyss no problem > oh nooooo > the bridge will stap them > send out swordbearer to smash guardians for real now > he's met by 6 gjallarhorn rockets > oh nooooo > guardians use his sword to fly across the bridge > wtf bro ur not even gonna active the sync plate? > IT'S FINE IT'S FINE > send out shrek and Fiona > wait wut?? > 4 guardians standing on top of the map with ice breakers > shrek and Fiona are destroyed immediately > guardians blow up my shreekers like nothing >one last resort > my main hoe Death Singer >guardians destroy my side hoe wizards > oh noooooo > oh sh*t the walls around my crystal are gone > my girl gone dieee > tell death singer to sing that new hit single by Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez to decimate the guardians > death singer is engulfed in gjallarhorn rockets >whatever I guess > they'll never figure out how to summon me by standing on the crystal > 5 seconds later > all 6 guardians standing on the crystal > I'm summoned wtffff > Take my physical form but accidently drop my chalice of light > sh*t I can't walk down stairs I can't get my chalice :( > send out my swordbearer again > hear the sound of 6 heavy synths being popped in the distance > swordbearer is promoptly met by 6 more gjallarhorn rockets > ohhhh noooooo > what's happening??? > they fire at me now > I'm covered in Wolfpack rounds > good bye cruel Moon > I go down to my knee in pain. > invisible hunter snuck up on me and is now smashing me like I turned his purple engram into a blue fusion rifle. > I'm withering, my health is... gone [spoiler]>and as that valiant hunter lays the last hit to end my life[/spoiler] [spoiler]>I lose my grasp on my six most valuable possessions[/spoiler] [spoiler]>crota has dropped (6) no land beyonds[/spoiler]

Girlfriend's fall isn't over… because it hasn't happened yet… and it will happen again.

Girlfriends get worse with age while Destiny just gets better and better.

You can't do the naughty with destiny Well I guess you can but it's not as nice

Which exotic is the "Girlfriend"

How do you delete a human being without killing them and throwing them into the sun?

Destiny for sure, when I spend 100$ on my girlfriend she's great full and we have a great time, destiny on the other hand asks for more money and defecates on my chest

I can't delete what does not exist.

Step one sign out of your account. Step two realize you can't delete anything on your account when not signed in to said account. Step 3 delete destiny keep girlfriend then re-download from store and profit like a boss.