All my previous 'awards' have just been handed to my privileged white ass, up until this point...... Man I felt like I really earned this one..... You cant do this to me coach!!!!!!!
I can't control the damage my abundant and privileged white life has done to me!! I am a product of the exact environment you have described!
You get me man..... You get me... Where have you been all my life?
Candidate.... Hmmmm pretty sure it's someone from Canada right? Annnd they are on a date? ...... Wait.... Why are we talking about relationships and dating all of the sudden? I am just a KID!!! Don't speak to me of such nasty Canadian things!! I don't want you to tell me about their maple syrup practices.
I like how you lost the argument and your one and only counter measure is to start acting stupid to stop seeming so stupid so that you don't have to give an actual comment. What a -blam!-ing loser.
Yes, I am indeed a loser, I am so worked up right now and super angry about this whole thing... I will remember this defeat for years to come, it will be a moment I reflect on time and again in an effort to better myself from this deep experience.