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작성자: Asforme
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Was playing PoE 32 with a couple of 34s, and they were doing pretty badly on only the 2nd round, we had wiped maybe 4 times. I eventually give up, and rage a bit without realising I still had my mic on. The last thing I hear before getting to orbit is "-blam!- YOU ASSHOLE UR SO BAD TOO WTF IS WRONG WITH U" I had a lil heart attack...
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Not really funny but i joined up with a team to finish oryx and it was pretty slow onnlfg that night. 4 of us were in and while we were waiting we started to hear really loud snoring. One of the team had passed out we tried for 10 minutes to wake him up and ended up haveing to kick him. When he did wake up he joined back and said sorry je was the but of all the jokes for the rest of the match
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2 답변There was this one time, when the guy started having the sex.. And his mic was no mute. And My fire team was like "no way" True story. It really happened
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작성자: Hooligantuan 10/19/2015 8:20:27 PMOne time I heard a kid get absolutely chewed out by his mother and that was pretty great. I can't remember any exact quotes, sadly, so just believe that it was just glorious and it's the kind of thing you always hope will happen when you're mic'd up. Generally, what I hear most of the time is [b]Smoke Detectors[/b] bleeping because they need their battery changed. That gives me a giggle pretty often.
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작성자: Beest99 10/19/2015 9:15:12 AMRead somthing on facebook about a fifa match The guy at half time 2-behind asked his gf if he gonna win it he get a blow job gorl said alright but your not gonna win other guy heard it and being a real lad scored 5 own goals
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1 답변My girlfriend got to the point to where she started to do 18+ things to me only to realize my party members wondering what the hell is going and I look down my mic wasnt muted.....ffs...the things she said...lol
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15 답변Well, I have a compulsive sniffing problem - allergies, tourettes, the doctors have a few theories. Nowadays I just try to sniff quietly so my mic doesn't pick it up, but during my first few runs with my clan I used to hold it in and then mute when it got to the point that (like trying not to scratch an itch) I couldn't hold out any longer. So, in the middle of the jumping puzzle in the VoG, I feel the culmination of a supressed sniffing fit coming on and I hit mute. Apparently I hadn't hit mute hard enough, because my team were treated to a long, loud, explosion of sniffing and snorting that would've put a pig orgy to shame.
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7 답변작성자: Juicy 10/19/2015 1:08:11 AMA 2 year old get verbally abused then put in a closet -edit- I heard this. Not did it. Come on people.
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1 답변My wife gets in these moods were she loves giving oral, she can be very loud with the sucking and slurping. I thought i muted mic. My 2 buddies in my fireteam never said shit the whole time she was going to town. Until I made the oooohhhh gooooddddd thank you noise then they just started clapping and saying good game. I have never laughed so hard immediately after having an orgasm ;)
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Well my friend told me this after finding out my beloved gaming buddy Mastiff passed away trying to cheer me up. He told me that one time while raiding, I stepped away to take a drink of water, the entire fireteam heard my Mastiff let out a big loud fart into my headset but no one had the heart to tell me when I put the headset back on and asking them why they are all laughing hysterically. Now I miss that stinker.
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1 답변Probably the time I forgot to mute my mic and started singing these boots were made for walking while shoulder charging everyone with my new perigriene greaves.
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6 답변작성자: an engram full of bees 10/17/2015 6:29:47 AMI tend to have the opposite problem. Like when I forget to [i]unmute[/i] my mic. Me: [b]Guys help, someone broke into my house!!![/b] Friend: Hey, I wonder what happened to Sal? He said he'd be right back... Me: Okay guys, seriously! I need you to call the cops and.....oh god.... Friend: What could be taking so long? Me: HE'S GOT A MACHETE!!! Friend: I guess some people are just selfish. Me: AHHHHHH!!! Friend: I mean, let's be serious. Who the hell uses the bathroom for this long? It's ridiculous!
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1 답변I was playing Crota once with a couple guys, one being a muslim. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a spider crawling across my wall, so I said brb guys theres a fatass spidey on my wall. As usual I forgt to mute my mic, and all my fireteam heard was "ALLAHU AKBAR!" then a loud smack, "-blam!-," another smack, and then "I GOT THE -blam!-!" I totally forgot there was a muslim on my fireteam.. awkwardness rest of the raid.
