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Edit: for those of you wondering I'm not a Christmas noob, I just never really hunted the dead ghosts, in fact the ship on my hunter proves that ;)
Edit: only 25 left, half way through, how about instead of a compliment tell me a ridiculous story from your childhood!!
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작성자: Amojii 8/1/2015 3:27:54 PMI was walking to school one morning and it was pouring down with rain. As I looked to cross the road I saw a women who was early 20's sat on her mobility scooter with a plastic bag over her head as a rain hat and she was to short to reach the bottom of her scooter so her legs were just swinging to and fro. Me and my friends just cracked up laughing. She also had a really intense look on her face.
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작성자: Zabre26 8/1/2015 3:29:21 PMOne time I was playing with some toys trying to delicately set them up. I mess up, it all falls over. I start laying into my three year old brother about how he messed it up, even though he did nothing. Best part: My parents were filming it [spoiler]Another one: My brother was taking a bath one night and he starts chewing on something. We like what are you chewing? He spits out bacon from that mornings breakfast and shows it to us. He was chewing on it the entire day[/spoiler]
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When I was little, I was not very bright (many would argue that still applies today). I had chubby cheeks and would hide food I didn't want to eat in them. Instead of going to the bathroom and spitting it in the toilet (where I said I had to go), I would spit it in my dresser drawers. I even started spitting it in my siblings drawers and eventually my parents. That is when sh** hit the fan. At first no one could figure out what it was. My dad was out of town so mom being mom thought we had mice/rats and called an exterminator. Dude came in and started cracking up. Asked my mom if the kids always ate their food. I turned bright red as I saw the rage fill her face. I still don't walk straight from the ass whipping I got when dad got home....
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My sister and I convinced our little brother woke up in an alternate universe, where he was pretty much treated like Cinderella the entire day. He was forced to do our chores and we treated him pretty bad. He was pretty gullible as a kid.
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1 답변When I was a child I found drugs on the side of a street (it was cocaine) and smelled it to see what it was. You can guess what happened.
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Had a toga party when I was around 19 ish....we were pretty wasted and lived out in the country by those massive highline wires....well when we got the bright idea to climb the structure...well on the way to the highline structure ,it was dark,3 people got stuck in the bobwire fence....and as my buddy was climbing up the structure he decided to take a shit...well the guy under him narrowly escaped a turd bomb ...we still laugh about it and it's been like 15 years
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Back in the Fay of my destiny beginning I didn't pre order so I didn't get the blacksmith shader.. sux for me but you could make my mistake mute by hooking ng me up....oh and you the man by hooking up randoms with extra shaders
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작성자: Wingrider07 8/1/2015 2:53:47 PMOne night, my friends and I were shooting each other with pellet guns. For ammo, we used "Strike Anywhere" match heads (red body with a white tip). The match head lights going down the barrel and looks like a tracer round. It was all fun and games until one friend's sweater caught on fire. The fire was quickly extinguished and only the sweater suffered injury. We had a big laugh, until his mom called everyone else's mom.
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As children me and my brother were always on good terms. but one night he pushed me over the limit. While he was asleep I wrapped him up like a duct tape mummy leaving his head exposed. When he woke up I funneled lemonade and chocolate milk into his mouth He learned his lesson
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When I was in 3rd grade, I accidentally ran into a kid. This ended up being very bloody, as my skull was cracked open and he was bleeding from beneath his eye. In the end, I had a staple or two in my head to close up, while he had minor constructive surgery, and lost 2 teeth. Sorry Jason.
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I once thought it would be fun to spin circles really fast and get dizzy...it was awesome till i fell over and hit my eye on the cornor of the table! The black eye was huge and stayed with me for ages. I wasn't a smart kid back in the day.
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I'm skeptical but here goes: I used to be an avid free runner. Parkour. You know, that thing where people run across walls, vault cars, jump from rooftop to rooftop, flip off of walls, etc. Anyway, at my peak I could run and jump over 3 picnic tables (one after the other) lengthwise without touching them. My friends and I tried to get some of this on video for a music video we were making. I line up the tables and start my line. Clear one Clear two Jump the 3rd one and my heels catch the far edge of the table. My momentum causes the table to flip on top of me, pressing me face first into the nearby fresh sod. My friends get the table off of me and pick me up, and there's a perfect imprint of my body in the grass
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Back in my freshman year at high school, we went to a college camp as a whole team. A couple days in we were taking a break from practice and we could relax. Now the seniors on our team had other plans. They would steal some other guys keys to his dorm and they would steal all of their food and do a bunch of other crap. Like they would take your mattress and put it into your shower. If you were in your dorm when they got in they would shave your head bald. They would even sabatoge your stuff. They would put itching powder in your pants and numbing agent in your mouthgaurd. We had to hide our stuff and our keys so our seniors wouldnt get into our rooms and so this crap. Another thing that happened is that our whole entire floor flooded because a bunch of kids clogged the toilets. Then everyone lived sorta happily ever after.