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Compliment me for a chance to be a lucky winner
Edit: for those of you wondering I'm not a Christmas noob, I just never really hunted the dead ghosts, in fact the ship on my hunter proves that ;)
Edit: only 25 left, half way through, how about instead of a compliment tell me a ridiculous story from your childhood!!
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So it was my 8th birthday party and I was about to blow out the candles when, my uncle pushes my face into the cake and I get one lodged in my left nostril. Luckily, the motion my uncle made was fast enough to send a gust of wind blowing them out and saving my precious nose. Hooray for pranks!
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Me and my cousin use to be babysat after school by a cranky older lady so one day we got some revenge we locked her inside the house with deadbolts and hid in the shed till my aunty came home. We were so scared but was so fun at the same time haha the things uou do when ya young.
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When I was five years old I asked my father can in go commando at McDonalds. I yelled this. Everyone turned there heads when I pulled down my pants and started playing with my winki. My best friend was there so I can never live this down. I go to school. Hey Jim I like your winki. It blaming weird!
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1 답변Oh oreganator I love u so much It hurt me sometimes not to take a touch You are so good you don't need a crutch And you always make sure to pull of the clutch You can swindle women in to submission And treat me well whenever I'm in a bad condition Whenever you make a decision Nobody ever starts Bitchin Thank u thank u and I luv u [spoiler]my gt on xb1 is gophersword[/spoiler]
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1 답변My story from my childhood was when I was playing cod my mom told me i it into a private highschool, when she turned around she flipped me the bird, however she meant to do a thumbs up xD
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작성자: spdacio 8/4/2015 10:14:30 AMWhen I was younger I used to go mountain biking with my dad. Whenever we went somewhere new I was always anxious and I worried a lot which annoyd my dad who would tell me to stop worrying and grow up. One time when we where Almost finished a rather challenging ride, my dad who was evidently trying to be cool, attempted to put his glasses on while riding his bike. As you can probably guess this didn't end we'll and he fell off his bike. This was very ironic because I was sure I would be the first to fall off but I didn't for the whole time we where out. To this day he denys it ever happening
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My grandfather once decided to show me a trick. He got two chips and tied them together with fishing line. We then went out to the beach and he tossed it to the seagulls expecting them to have a tug of war. Instead one greedy bastard swallowed one whole before the others could get there. Once they did start fighting over it they dragged the other one behind them, which was freaking right out. Anyway I was very young and he'd only just had a hip replacement so we had to slowly chase the idiot birds down the beach until we finally got a hold of the line. We pulled the chip out of its neck, it squawked and flew around us then dropped down and picked up the chip again. Not bright animals
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1 답변When I was a kid (about 5), I was walking down the street with my parents and we saw a drunk guy walking towards us. I asked my mum what was wrong with him and she said he had been naughty and stayed up too late having a lot to drink. So, that night I hid loads of water bottles under my bed and stayed up really late drinking all the water. After drinking water bottles and silently going to the toilet for hours, I then went into my parents room asking if I was drunk yet and saw them "doing it" and my dad turned around, shouted to me to get out and go to bed and then chucked a pillow at me. And I have to admit, I never thought seeing a drunk guy in the street lead me to seeing what I saw.
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작성자: Critmiester 8/4/2015 8:57:33 AMWhen I was about 4/5 I was running about on the beach (as children do) enjoying a summers day with my parents. In my excitement I failed to notice a young couple having a little disposable barbeque which I didn't see and proceeded to run across and severely burn my left foot. I was rushed to hospital, passed out on the way and spent the next month unable to walk :( I know you asked for ridiculous, I went for true - I'd love the blacksmith shader so hope my little story helps my cause. I have plenty of other "I injured myself doing this/that" as a kid stories however hopefully this is worthy - PM the code and i'll forever be in you're debt!
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I was in kindergarten and someone pooped themselves so all of us had to gather and let the teachers smell our butts they ended up finding the person and a few minutes later before I left I stole his toy and kept it for years worst memories ever