It is a period of civil war. Guardian spaceships, striking from a hidden reef, have won their first victory against the evil Taken King. During the battle, hunters managed to steal Bungie's secret plans to their ultimate weapon, the Destiny 2 Microtransaction Merchant, a DLC option with enough bugs to destroy the entire forum. Pursued by Luke Screenthrower's sinister agents, Queen Mara Sov races home aboard her reskinned spaceship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save the forum and save us $20 and restore us to arguing about who is a salty scrublord for using Thorn.