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It doesn't matter they're obsolete in two weeks

None... I prefer the 55A-allFATE right now (don't have Messenger or Hopscotch). It's a pulse rifle that can get extremely good stability rolls. Got one in a random drop the other day and it had probably the best roll without having to re-roll it. It came with Third Eye, Headseeker, and a stability upgrade that gave it max.

My hunter's Super Pox VLO that many have seen already is pretty nasty and beats the majority of battles against another pulse user. The Super Pox VLO is a vanilla weapon and is not re-rollable. These are the perks that dropped. There is a slight to none chance at obtaining another one in one of the strike playlists. The recoil is non-existent and is a 2 burst to kill and 1 burst to kill to a damaged player. Of course, these apply to head shots. However, I have the headseeker perk so I've adjusted to making my own recoil to the chest to neck then head for max damage. A wonderful gun soon to be nerfed.

How is The Messenger beating Hopscotch Pilgrim? The Hopscotch is statistically and practically superior if it's rolled optimally. I have both and although they're both excellent, to me Hopscotch does win based on the freedom to roll what you want and the possibility of 100% stability.

All you scrubs don't have red death on here wdf i got 40-3 with red death in ib this last week almost everyday you can check my recent games on my titan yesterday red death couters thorn what other gun can do that

Praedyth's Timepiece. I've gone flawless with it in Trials twice.