So I was bored, and thought about making a riddle for my clan, [i]Destiny Riddlers[/i], when all of the sudden my lines for the riddle clicked and made a sort of rap. So I went with it. Please keep in mind some things rhyme or sound better if you say them differently, and that's hard to communicate through text. (Sorry for any bad spelling) [b]Destiny Rap Battle[/b] [i]Valus Ta'aurc[/i] VS [i]Aksor, Archon Priest[/i] [Valus] Line 'em up! Knock them down, Look around, We got armor from the head to the ground! My names Valus, So ya better getcha guns out! I'll !Blam! You up, until your !Blaming! heads a !Blaming! BLOOD SPOUT! Ha! Askor, you're barley even seen! Because you spent your whole life in a prison for a queen! [Aksor] We're the Eliksni, its our destiny, to show these brutes what's best in the... Fallen We're ballin In ether seeds! We're smoking with our ether reeds! I've seen better mutant turtles in the sewers underground, because they have more moves then spamming rockets and a pound! [Valus] Just so you know I'll kick your a$$ a second time, If you come back from the dead like your Kaliks Prime! You get Stunned! Gunned! The you run! It's fun, seeing an ARCHON cripple and crumble, from the guardians, call that a guardian pummel. [Aksor] Rockets McD!ckFace is a cabal disgrace, With more rockets than the pockets on his baggy turtle face! I am of a high rank, In a thriving civilization! Where every single day we are in deep contemplation, of how we are to whoop your a$$ and the tiny cabal nation. So Who Won? And if this gets enough attention I might make more and maybe even a group.