Hey, do you know there are 20 letters in alphabet? Oh wait... I missed U R A Q T... Oh there's still... Never mind. I'll give you the D later.

You can call me Nemo, because I'm not afraid to touch the butt

[quote]SWIGGITY 　 ∧_∧ 　 (￣3￣) 　⊂ ⊂　) 　　 ( ( (　 　　(_(＿) 　　　 　 Swooty 　　 ∧_∧ 　　　 　　 (￣3￣) 　　　 　 ( Ｕ つ 　 　 ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧　　 (￣3￣) ⊂_へ　つ 　(＿)｜ 彡　(＿) Coming ∧_∧　　 ( -_- )っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that 　 ∧___∧ ⊂( -＿ - ) 　ヽ ⊂二/ 　(⌒) / Booty! ／　　　　　　　 ＼ |　　。　　　。 | ＼　 ___ (•_•) <) )╯ When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA / \" (•_•) <) )- if yo age is / \ (•_•) /( (> not on the clock / \ Get (•_•)/ <) ) ready for my cock / \ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER BITCH (•_•) <) )╯because bitch I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ 　 ＼＼ ＿ 　　 ＼(　•_•) 2 　　　 <　⌒ヽ F 　　　/ 　 へ＼ A 　　 /　　/　＼＼ B 　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 4 　　/　/ Y 　 /　/| O 　(　(ヽ U 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / `ノ )　 Lﾉ[/quote]

Are you an Angel? Cause I am allergic to feathers(projectile vomits) [spoiler]the reference[/spoiler]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Are you a farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. Lets play Barbie. Ill be ken and you can be the box I come in.

Do you work at little Caesar's? Because you're making me hot n ready.

sup sugartits

[spoiler]Roses are red[/spoiler] [spoiler]Violets are blue[/spoiler] [spoiler]I have a gun[/spoiler] [spoiler]Get in the f*cking van[/spoiler]

This one is in Spanish, sorry everyone. Las Rosas son Rojas y el viento las mueve Tu seras el seis y yo sere el nueve

I spilled skittles down my pants want to taste the rainbow. If I was a traffic light then I would turn red just so I can look at you longer. Girl falls down * pull her up * did you scrape your knees falling for me ? (Always put a smile on her face) other than that one incident I uhh got slapped :( If I was an astronaut my first trip would be to Uranus Is there 50 states *yes* not until I take a trip to Virgina Are you from Tennessee because your the only ten I see? Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs do exist right? There's 22 letters in the alphabet? No* well I must've missed U R A Q T If I were to rearrange the letters in the alphabet then I would put U and I together. If I was a camera, I would picture the two of us together forever

> Send good morning text to crush > ask if any one has ever told her how beautiful she is > seemed like a good idea > she says no > procedes to spill heart to love of my life > Awe thanks Rt if u cri Rt if u know the feel