Title says it all.
Oh yeah, winner gets free 7/11 slurpe code.
The slurpe is medium and you add whatever flavored you want.
Or you can have an imaginary cookie your choice.
Edit1: you guys are try bards someone make me cringe!
Edit2: iosappsrock won
[Put a glass tube down your penis, and shatter it]
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1 답변Take a glass bulb... Slowly place it into your mouth, and lick it. Then, Take a bite into the glass bulb, and let the tiny glass shards slowly cut up your tongue and inner throat. Purchase a can of chew, while the cuts and glass remain. Slowly place the chew upon the bloody cuts, and watch your gums turn black and rott before your eyes. Thank you for slowly gaining mouth cancer in a cringe style.
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1 답변작성자: xRADIOACT1V3x 7/19/2015 4:18:23 AMDoes this make you cringe OP? Edit:Last video replaced, since IMO it seemed like more offensive content rather than cringy.
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1 답변... and as Deej sliced that cake he received a box. As he opened the box slowly anticipating something amazing, he sees something that brings up his memories of his last job on a pirate ship. The object in the box was none other than a 12in long 3in wide wooden peg. He was shocked to see the object, noticing how it wasn't finished like normal wooden objects. As Deej felt the long wooden peg, he noticed a carved bit. As Deej read the carving he gasped and dropped it as he finished reading the inscription: [quote]Property of Blackbeard. If the Pegboi isn't being f[i]u[/i]cked by the crew, insert peg into pegboi[/quote]. Everyone in that room laughed at the Pegboi, the misery of Deej the Pegboi attracted the attention of the one person he didn't want to ever see again. That person was none other than Blackbeard! As Blackbeard walked towards Deej the Pegboi, he grabbed the wooden peg inserted into the Pegboi before. As he jammed the peg into the Pegboi, Blackbeard said to him, "you won't escape this time" and just like that Deej died on the spot while Blackbeard absorbed the little energy he had to fly into the sunset. [b][i][u]THE END[/u][/i][/b]
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6 답변Bruce Jenner winning ESPY award over a veteran, girl who died from brain cancer after fighting to and completing her season in college. Enough said
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3 답변PSA: I have the code. Text "SIXFLAGS" to 711711 for a coupon for a free medium Slurpee. Don't click the link until you are at 7/11, because it starts a 15 minute timer to use the code.
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1 답변Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
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8 답변작성자: NIGHT LORD14 7/18/2015 7:32:01 PMI found this kid a whole ago, I cringed hard than I do when I react to sonichu and Chris-chan. I could only even watch one minute and forty seconds in before I overloaded on cringe and had to reboot.
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3 답변작성자: Malish 7/19/2015 3:53:12 AMLook up one guy one jar. [spoiler]There's the cringe you're looking for.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Do it.[/spoiler]
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