We all no what I did

I have walked away mostly unscathed from 3 attempted -blam!-s and 1 attempted mugging. The mugger held me at gunpoint and told me to give him my purse. I grabbed the switchable from inside and threw it. (Luckily it hit him square in the stomach) He doubled over in pain and I grabbed his gun, broke his arm, and walked away. As for the rapists, two of them no longer have dicks, and the other is severity traumatized.

I left the toilet seat up

I didn't say "Bless you" to the person who sneezed.

Fingered a girl at 10 Still only 13 today

I cooked 1 minute rice in 59 seconds

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

I shouldn't say this but.. [spoiler]I once went on Disney.com without my parents permission [/spoiler]

That's between me and the children chained up in my basement thank you.

I like a 12 year old girl and I'm 14. It's not that I can only get young girls, I just broke up with someone last month who is older than me, but this 12 year old girl is just so cool, and she looks older than she is anyway so idc about her age so much

I used to cut all along my body, I still have the scars. I once attempted suicide, failed obviously. But things got better thankfully! I'm celebrating 2 years with my girlfriend soon! So the moral is, for anyone in the same situations I was, it gets better, shit sucks but it'll end eventually, it may not come quickly, but it'll come.

I'm going to kill myself when I'm 19.

My ex husband used to hit me. He even broke my arm while i was pregnant. For years i was made to feel worthless and like i didnt deserve any better. He told me no one else wanted me. Then I met Sean, who just happened to be a male Irish model who lived downstairs from me. He had heard some of our fighting and told me i was beautiful and deserved a hell of a lot better. He was great in bed. Lol. Im happily divorced now with sole custody and with an amazing guy now. I still never could tell my parents how awful my ex was even though im almost 30 and its been 7 years.

During a new years eve party 6 years ago my friend brought her new bf, I was going to go buy cigarettes and she tagged along. On the way back we stopped about half a block away from the party and she gave me head and we had sex. As soon as we walked back in he hugged her and started kissing her. Me and him are good friends now and they're still dating.

I stumbled upon a CP site on the deep web... And [b][i][u]LIKED IT[/u][/i][/b]

I was killed by hard light earlier today while watching youtube