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작성자: MrJayKiller
7/15/2015 12:33:56 AM
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Just lost my virginity...
From a woman I found on craigslist. I'm 18, quite young but it was awesome and I lasted for a whopping 30 seconds. I just wish I hadn't been too emotionally attached to it lol.
Edit 1: A coupled of you pm'd me some questions.
Yes, I found her very cute and I wish she was mine...
No, I did not use a condom as I finished in her mouth
Yes I will be tested for std's
No, I will not do it again
Turns out I was lucky to even find a cute girl on craigslist haha.... HAHAHAHAHAH *starts sobbing*
Edit 2: I have herpes... Apparently its going to stay with me for the rest of my life. My doc gave me a whole lot of pamphlets on sex and situations where I'm touching people. ATM its dormant but can cause outbreaks when I'm stressed or have an illness.
I guess this is my last post, or edit since I embarrassed myself on here. I probably won't event go outside anymore.
Life is worthless anyways. I'll see you all on the other side.
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6 답변[quote] No, I did not use a condom as I finished in her mouth[/quote] Condoms aren't just for when you finish/birth control friend.
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Tacos the mighty! Tacos the unerring! Tacos the unassailable! To you we give AIDS! We are but faggôts, writhing in the filth of our own shitposts! While you have ascended from the dung of , and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Tacos Badstench, born of the South, where my breath is biological warfare. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this ass which is mine. I do this for you, Floodians, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Tacos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of the flood! The future of Taco Bell! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Tacos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Desticle enemies! Sharing the forums with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on Bungie.net ! Today, they take away your forum. But what of tomorrow? Do the Desticles take your booty threads? Your debate threads? Your Lenny? Your very sanity? And what does the Ninjas do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Ninja machine enforces the will of the Desticles! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Flood! Rise up, Shitposts! Embrace the breath of mighty Tacos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of Foman! And we shall inherit both the forums and the booty! And we, not the Desticles or their toadies, will rule Deez Nuts! Forever! Terrible and powerful Tacos! We, your unworthy servants, give AIDS! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach Bel Air! And deserve our AIDS you do, for we are one! bad air ascended and the AIDS became mine, you walked among us, great Tacos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Floodians! Trust in the words of DuuJ! For I am the chosen of Tacos! I alone have been anointed by Tacos to spread his holy ass cheeks! https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1112618
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1 답변[quote]From a woman I found on craigslist[/quote] Ah still laughing! [spoiler] you got dem aids now![/spoiler]
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작성자: Harbinger 7/11/2015 7:09:03 AMWow, I would just assume you have at least 1 std bro. Sorry, but if she ain't making you wrap it up, she ain't making old crack head Bob wrap it up either. So, its basically like you -blam!-ed crack head Bob. And crack head Bob is a dirty som bitch. Always wrap it up bro. Having a q tip stuck up your dick hole is not pleasant, and thats just to get tested. The actual diseases themselves can range from uncomfortable to life altering. It's not worth the risk. You gotta protect yourself.
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