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작성자: FoMan123
6/26/2015 5:32:45 AM
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Giving away 20 redbull codes and 25 blacksmith shaders
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1 답변작성자: BergJager 6/25/2015 11:28:33 PMThree men are working on top of a skyscraper when they reach their lunch break. The first man opens his lunch to find a sandwich. He says, "I hate sandwiches! If I get one more sandwich I am going to throw myself off this building!" The second man opens his lunch to find chicken. "I hate chicken!" he says, "If I get chicken one more time I will hurl myself off this building!" The third man opens his and finds a burrito. "I hate burritos!" he exclaims. "If I get one more burrito I will jump off this building!" The next day the first man gets a sandwich and throws himself off. The second man gets chicken and hurls himself off. The third man gets a burrito and jumps off. A week later at the men's funerals the first mans wife says, " I thought he loved sandwiches". The second mans wife says, "I thought he loved chicken". The third mans wife says, "It's his fault, the idiot packed his own lunch." p.s. I followed
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If u give me this shader i will treat you like my pinky toe, ill bang you on every piece of furniture in my house. But i like to be played with before i get the d. im like a rubics cube the more you play with me the harder i get ;)
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작성자: Selenophobia 6/26/2015 1:22:50 AMWhenever I run crota I always sit quietly until we are waiting in the room for him to rotate after the first sword and say this: "We just have to wait for him to [b]crotate[/b] and we can go out...." Effect: pure silence and a boot :D [spoiler]I'd say a horrible pun is worth a shader, by the way I followed you[/spoiler]
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1 답변작성자: skelly man 6/26/2015 1:21:03 AMMy jokes may be -blam!-ing stupid, but whats stupider is that my brother used the code I got at launch.
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2 답변My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last long for fat people. If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. My grandad has the heart of a lion and a life time ban from the Edinburgh zoo. What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic's Association
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I remember one year for Christmas all I wanted was an Action Man! What I got was a plastic doll with a cord on the back and when you pulled it he said "25, 25, 25, 30, 35, 35, 35, 40!" I looked on the packet, it said Auction Man.
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An Native American, a Muslim, and a cowboy are sitting in an airport. The native says "my people used to be many, now we are few" the Muslim says " my people used to be few, but now we are many". After hearing this the cowboy tips his hat back and says [spoiler]well that's cause we haven't done cowboys and muslims yet.[/spoiler]
