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1 답변My sense of humor is so dark that i caught it picking cotton this morning Did you hear of ku klux kneeval? He tried to jump 50 n¡ggers with a steam roller. Why dont blacks pay rent? Prison is free. Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? My pizza doesn't scream when i put it in the oven.
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A boyfriend wants to take his girlfriend to prom. After lots of asking she finally says yes! To get ready for prom he wants to get a tux, flowers, and a limo. He procrastinates until the day before and he has to rush. He goes to get his tux, and there's a long tux line but he waits and gets his tux. Next he goes to get flowers, and there's another long line. He waits and gets them. Finally he has to get his limo and again there's another long line. He waits and gets them. The day of the prom comes around and he and his girlfriend have a great time. While at the prom, his girlfriend asks him to get some punch. He goes to get some and there's [b]no punch line.[/b]
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Well..remember that thrall I told you to kill in the pit, but you didn't? He sent a warning to the Acolyte at the bridge that you were coming. You were suppose to kill that guy, but you were in a rush to cross the bridge, so he disappeared and warned Ir Yut you and the others about your arrival. Ir Yut used the Shriekers to see you coming before you blew them up and the Knights that you jumped over to ID you. Ir Yut use the Crystal to tell Crota that you're here to kill him before you and your team blew her up as well. Crota had a Gatekeeper watch all the events while staying hidden away just in case things didn't go so well. The Gatekeeper witnessed Crota's death, went to the shattered Shrine of Oryx, and sacrificed himself to link a message to Oryx himself. "Crota...dead...Gaurdians." Oryx, who felt a sudden disconnection from Crota as Eris and all bodies with eyes of Hive had felt, used this message as confirmation. Oryx teams up with Red Bull and they gave him wings... Now Oryx is on his way......with an army...and wings from Red Bull....all thanks to you for not killing that one thrall. Thanks man...thanks alot.
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2 답변작성자: circusicle 6/26/2015 2:53:01 AMWhat has two brown legs and two gray legs? [spoiler]An elephant with diarrhea [/spoiler]
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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1 답변You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You probably didn't read all the you's and didn't realize there is a Yoo Now you looked back up to find it and realized it wasn't there and is laughing hard now cuz you just got trolled:)
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I would really like to get the blacks smith shader so I can give to my friend who's mother recently passed from breast cancer. I know his pain because my mother had thyroid cancer and lymphoma and he is having a hard time and he has bee talking about how much he wants tha blacks smith shader. Please and thank you