Dam Molag did not even know you were hospitilized till now. In other news Talos is having problems deciding if he wants dibella or the other divine.

And this time we didn't even need an aedra.

To keep your mind off the pain... Just think of the hospital bill

We are now your medicine also I recommend a daily intake of funny

Think about it: there are more boobs in the world than there are women. (hoping you're more of a tits kind of guy) (assuming that you are a dude)

And now we just wait for Vestige...

Pull through m8 [spoiler]don't die[/spoiler]

A joke for molag Alright there was a midget feller whose wife left him for a big lumber jack. He was upset to say the least. Well that weekend he went to a bar. He walked up to the bartenders they said "what can I get you" he replied "I want the biggest meanest son of bitch in here, I'm gunna kick his ass. Bartender said "there's a wwe wrester to the end of the bar he looks pretty tough" That dwarf climbed down from the bar stool and walked over there and kicked that chair out from underneath him and kicked his ass. Tore the bar all to hell. The next weekend the dwarf comes back. Goes up to the bar, they ask him what can they get him. His response was the same. "I want the biggest meanest son of bitch in here because I'm going to kick his ass." Bartender says "there's a professional boxer at the end of the bar, why don't you go try him out." He climbs downs and walks over and kicks that stool out from underneath him and kicks his ass. Tears the bar all to hell in the process. He leaves and the owner looks at the bartender and said "we can't have this happening every weekend. My brother works at the zoo I'll fix this." He goes and gets a 500 pound gorilla and sticks him in the bathroom Saturday evening. Well later that night here comes the midget walking. He climbs up on that stool. Bartender says "what can I get you?" The dwarf says "I want the biggest meanest son of a bitch in here I'm gunna kick his ass." Bartender said "he just walked in the bathroom." The dwarf climbs down the stool and walks into the bathroom. Directly they hear the sounds of them fighting tearing hell up. The bathroom door blows off, blood flying everywhere. That midget walks out and walks up to the bartender and said "you tell that nígger when he comes to that his fur coats in the trashcan"

Why did the man fall off his bike? [spoiler]Someone threw a washing machine at him.[/spoiler]

Sorry buddy. You should try having less seizures and more fun. And by more fun I mean less hospital time and time spent in ditches. Unless you're looking for cool frogs or something, then hang out in a ditch, but don't hit your head. In all seriousness though, sucks to go through that. Hope you can get your meds adjusted, seizures are pretty scary.