You volunteered for the US military.

I didn't buy gjally because my first exotic was truth and I was like "I don't need another exotic heavy" lol good times

If you have jacolytes

Finding the three Hive Elites right under the building right there in the steppes. I freaked out and they were ??'s. Then they were immune!! Thought I found a secret nobody knew about.. Kinda the same above but with the knight/ogre near the crashed chopper in the skywatch. Found another secret because I'm clearly a champion explorer.. Not knowing about the left route to the grottos from the forgotten shore. I made a daring run through the hive cave near the mesh scan to see what was beyond it. Everything one shot you and I about shit myself seeing the shrieker for the first time when I made it through. Then found the ghost along the coast in the grottos. Confirmed I was the most epic explorer destiny would ever see. Being completely dumbfounded the first couple times on pvp when the gunslinger just came in and destroyed myself and whoever was near me. Not having enough for exotics the first time some random dude named xur came. So wasn't able to get red death or sun breakers. But sun breakers came back for week 2!! Screw this rocket id rather have sweet gloves instead of using my exotic spot on a rocket. Suros in week three.. Screw an exotic helmet, xur will have something cool next week. Sun breakers again... Lol.

Day 1 player. Didn't know xur existed till around week 4

If you remember the two Praetorians, guarding the entrance to the vault of glass, were hard as hell to kill.

If you know all the chest routes on all the planets (Venus is hard to say)...just for material purposes

Lol, I remember Xur sold gally week 2 and I bought the sunbreakers for my warlock instead because I only had a few strange coins.

You are pissed off about new TTK buyers getting the collector's edition and having all the shit you've been asking for since last September. or You can still remember when the Thorn was absolute garbage in PvP.

You pushed atheon after loot caving for an hour.

You made fun of the xbox fanboys for not being able to play the Alpha.