I'm sick of these scrubs constantly xurning MY EMERALD COIL.
Sign if you earned your emerald coil.
Signed.
EDIT: So many people xurned my precious coil. You are all scrruubbss.. Git gud!
EDIT 2: It is sad to say that people don't realize that this post was complete satire. Apparently a tag is needed to tell the difference. Bunch of dumb -blam!-s lol. Kudos to the people that picked up on the topic.