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1 답변*corta falls off thingy* crota, "no fair! They cheesed!" *calls hos dad* crota, "THEY CHEESED ME!!!!" oryx, "WHAT. IM COMING SONNY!!!!"
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10 답변작성자: Fatgull 6/18/2015 4:47:29 AMThat gatekeeper in the balcony saw everything, and called Oryx. "Hey boss" "What is it? Im in the middle of my vacation!" "Yeah uhh, some guardians just killed your son....with his own sword." "WHAT!?" "Yeah, hes gone." "Im on my way." *Oryx hangs up.* "Turn this hunk of metal back at once!" "But sir.. the journey back will take months!" "I don't give a damn how long it takes!" "Yessir!" *Oryx dials a number while mumbling* "Hello this is Red Bull headquarters" "This is Oryx, hive god... i need some wings...."
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4 답변Oryx was looking for cheese on YouTube. He saw Crota cheese, thinking it was cheese named after his son he investigated. After he watched it, he got pissed off at us and now is out for blood.
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6 답변How great would it be if oryx just randomly spawned and attacked the people who actually killed crota... Oh wait that's me *gulp*
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8 답변Before final boss battle of crotas end* O: son... you know what you must do C: yes,father i must defend my homeland from these invaders O: I know your battle with that Eris Morn weakened you and the destruction of your soul didt help either C: Dad i can do this.. trust me During the battle with Crota* Crota kneels down* C: dad help, O:im sorry son, im afraid im busy right now *crota dies* After the battle* Thrall walks into the dreadnaught, limping from the battle aganist the gaurdians* Th: Sire! O: what do you want,pipsqueak Th: i have bad news with the battle at crotas demenision O: SPEAK! Th: crota...the gaurdians have killed him... with his own sword, sire... im.. Oryx stabs the thrall in the chest* Oryx: SET A COURSE FOR EARTH! Knight: yes sire Oryx: we got a couple of gaurdians to slay... *the start of the Taken King*
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Though there are many jokes flying around, there is a grimoire where a rash hunter with no ghost and a titan talk to the Queen about taking down Oryx... The hunter says, Ghost fragment: the queen 2: "I have no wish to play politics. I have no grievance with the city, not anymore. I have no grand hopes to end the war, for long have I known I will not see its end. I am here for one battle, and one alone, because it is a battle we must all fight, together or separately. So I will will warn the defenders, together or separately. I will do anything -' her low voice shook with passion- ' to end oryx." The queen agrees to help, I believe it to be Shaxx that has walked in during his conversation if you read the grimoire. Maybe a crow flew too far?