{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
작성자: Apollo
8/15/2015 2:26:30 PM
661
What would you do if the S.W.A.T team raided your house?
The Special Weapons And Tactics unit has broken down your door with a battering ram at 4:00 A.M. in the morning(or whenever your most likely sleeping). What do you do?
Additional details: they have a warrant
They did not raid the wrong house
Edit juan: wow guys i go to sleep so the swat team can raid me, i wake up this has almost 200 replies already, NICE
Edit dos(equies) we hit 200, alot of you have [u]interesting[/u] plans for the SWAT team
Edit 3(illuminatii suspected): Over 500 replies, i feel bad for the S.W.A.T
Edit 4 (the squarest one): wow we hit 700! The Swat has alot of work in store for them.
Edit 5: 800 replies, the swat is going to have a very [b]eventful[/b] night
Edit 6: thread is kill ;-;
Edit: (lucky) 7: thread is alive
Edit 8: we hit 1000(1001 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Edit nien: 1500
Edit 10: 1600 nice job people
Edit 11: well we somehow squeaked by 1700, i fear for this thread, it will soon RIP
English
#Offtopic
-
5 답변
-
1 답변
-
3 답변THEY GOT MY INVITE FOR THE GRENADE PARTY! I certainly hope they remembered their grenades, because tonight's gonna be one to remember! It's gonna be nothing but fun, and stuff blowing up! [spoiler]They also brought their accident waivers, right?[/spoiler]
-
1 답변
-
1 답변
-
1 답변
-
1 답변
-
8 답변작성자: Zero 7/16/2015 8:34:58 AMWell, call the police and sue them for forcefully getting into my house without permission. And then hide where no one can find me (Plus i'm in italy so if they shoot me the entire swat team is -blam!-ed legally)
-
2 답변
-
8 답변I say "Neveh catch me alive sucka's" and chest bump one guy and he falls on another guy and they topple down like a chain reaction of dominos, then I grab a weapon and jump on a horse then ride away. Then I rob banks because they don't yet have my fingerprints in the files. Off of that... Profit... I'll use it to dig a cave in the Alps. I'll buy TVs and Xboxes for days, and I'll live off of bacon and chocolate milk. Next I'll text my family and they'll drive a plane over, and drop a supply crate of much more food and supplies. Then I'll get a Bigfoot costume to scare the crap out of that silly show, "Finding Bigfoot" and it'll get nationally recorded. I'll injure some of the cameramen and hold them hostile. Next they'll be unconscious for a while, and I'll report them to the police, and mention I saved them from the fake, rabid beast. After that I'll be famous and get my house back. Next I'll move to New York City, and buy an entire Skyscraper with all my unknown "Profit" from robbing banks earlier. After that I'll contact TrueMoo and they'll give me billions of gallons of Chocolate Milk, and every day it'll rain Chocolate Milk. (Chocolate Rain :3) After this, I will buy Bungie and create an entire game about the Offtopic forums. The End.
-
1 답변
-
8 답변
-
1 답변
-
1 답변
-
1 답변
-
6 답변
-
1 답변
-
5 답변Tell them that they woke the kids up, they can bloody feed them .... and the cats while they are at it. They may as well make me and my missus a coffee while they are in the kitchen. Breaking my door down at silly o oclock in the morning .... bitches.
-
2 답변작성자: DoYouEvenSweg 7/16/2015 2:09:48 AMProbably everyone who posted would get shot. Except maybe shotgun killa (oddly enough)
-
3 답변Creepily sneek around them, then make a mug of coffe and a fresh breakfast and offer them sole
-
1 답변
-
8 답변
-
2 답변
