What the Shadow Realm did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little low level duelist? I'll have you know I graduated top of Obelisk Blue in Dueling Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret duels in Battle City, and I have over 300 confirmed Blue-Eyes White Dragons. I am trained in Duel Monsters warfare and I'm the top Duelist in the entire Kaiba Corporation. You are nothing to me but just another Kuriboh. I will summon monsters with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Duelist Kingdom, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the other side of the Arena? Think again, Pegasus. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of friends across the globe and your mind is being crushed right now so you better switch to defense mode, and defend your life points. The Dark Hole that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call a field. Your girlfriend is dead, you fruit booty anime villain. I can be two people anywhere, anytime, and I can end this duel in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Celtic Guardian. Not only am I extensively trained in ancient Egyptian, but I have access to the Millennium Items of the United States Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Toon World off the face of the Battlefield, you little weirdo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little Millennium Eye comment was about to bring down upon humanity, maybe you would have held your cards in hand. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, Pegasus. I will unleash fury all over the arena and then I will Mind Shuffle in it. You're -blam!-ing dead, Pegasus.

You do realize this puts you into your 95% because your talking shit about people talking shit lol. [spoiler]logic bitch [/spoiler]

Your shirt says UFC but your body says KFC

I can envision all these keyboard warriors typing out "LOLZ U SCRUB I SOLO'D THE 35 POE GIT GUD" while wearing their Tap-Out shirts.

Ufc is stupid, too much cheesing

I've already agreed to fight john cena in the cage at UFC 69

Im bound by a moral code of elite badassery that prevents me from joining any fight for sport only self defense or defense of others . I would hate to hurt those poor athletes in the ufc.

U wot m8? 1v1 IRL noob. On the playground. 15 minutes.

I'll enter a KFC this year

lol I no joke fight in the UFC follow me on Twitter newbreed04

Give me Floyd mayweather money and I'll gladly get my ass beat

I walk it like I talk it cousin. I don't claim to be hard but I'm most definitely down for my shit. If people want to think internet tough guy or whatever that's fine. I know who I am and what I'm about. [spoiler]everyones a tough guy until they get punched in the mouth[/spoiler]

I'd bet the majority of those people couldn't fight in the UFC due to not being able to make the weight limits, upper weight limit of 265. When I read those "act tough" posts I can imagine if Siri was translating the threats it would have a lot of [i]gargle[/i], [i]gasp[/i], [i]wheezing[/i], [i]chip crunching[/i], [i]unknown smells[/i] emotes in them.