[spoiler]#satire?[/spoiler]

Inb4Boondocks

I do not want this

my favorite was the first one hahahaha

[quote]FARTS THAT SPACKLE YOUR CHAIR WITH A GREASY STAIN OF ASS BUCKSHOT SUICIDAL THOUGHT SCOLIOSIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA 50% CHANCE YOUR DICK WILL FALL OFF CARDIAC ARREST VOMITING SHRINKING TESTICLES SEIZURES DEATH URGES TO SLAUGHTER EVERYONE U SEE SATAN RISING UP FROM THE ABYSS BLEEDING FROM THE ANUS CANCER AUTISM BLUE WAFFLES AMNESIA ENLARGED BREASTS IN MEN SOME MORE DEATH STROKES DEMENTIA HALLUCINATIONS PREGNANCY VOMITING BLOOD HOSTILITY DEPRESSION AGITATION PISSING BLOOD ALLERGIC REACTIONS SWELLING OF THE FACE, MOUTH, THROAT SLEEPWALKING SLEEPKILLING TURNING GAY THE DEATH OF YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY CONSTIPATION LOSS OF APPETITE URGE TO SMOKE CRACK AND HEROINE MIXED THE URGE TO FÛCK EVERYTHING HAIR LOSS GYNECOMASTIA PLEASURELESS ORGASMS SEVERE ANXIETY HIVES ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ALLERGIC REACTIONS INSOMNIA COMAS SEVERE DROP IN IQ CYSTIC FIBROSIS DEATH AGAIN Now most of these are VERY REAL SIDE EFFECTS, Yet people continue to pump their bodies full of this shît?? If you read this post, I beg you to reconsider taking drugs from big pharma, They don't give a fûck about you or your well being.. THEY CARE ABOUT THAT $$$$$$ AND POPULATION CONTROL AND THEYRE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT FROM YOU! Ever wonder why cannabis is REALLY illegal? It sure as hell isn't because it's bad for you, because every single FDA approved drug is 10000x worse, It's because it would stop their cash flow, along with hundreds of other corporations. If cannabis were legal, We would never drill into the earth for oil, We would never cut down trees for paper, Big pharma would NEVER trick people into taking their poisonous drugs, The list just goes on and on and on... (This started out as a joke and got serious real quick.. oops;) KNOWLEDGE THIS POST WILL PROBABLY END UP BEING DELETED, TOO MUCH TRUTH[/quote]