"Wow, knocked the black right off him."
"Protect me cone!"
"My name is Michael J. Caboose. And I. Hate. Taxes"
"It's Texas you idiot"
"That to"
"My dad always told me: why but the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
"Ever wonder why we're here?"
"It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? 'Why are we here?' Are we the product of some..cosmic coincidence? Is there really a God, watching everything with a plan and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night."
"I mean why are we out here, in this canyon? What was all that God stuff?"