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작성자: Black Noise
9/2/2015 11:16:13 AM
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What's the noobiest thing you ever heard?
I've heard "I know how to use melee but I don't use it because it's slow as a sunsinger." Really kid? It's damn near a 1 hit kill. -_-
Update 1.5 - Nighthawk helm knocks crota shield wit 1 shot? O.o yeah finally found out from the replies and tested it lol, op.
Update 2 - I'm new to forums and Idk anything really about it, what does bump mean? Lol
Update 3 - I know what bump means now lol thanks community
Update 4 - I'm loving the noob stories I get a kick everyday lol, keep em comin
Update 5 - almost at 10,000 replies that's for all your stories, almost different ones everyday lol
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1 답변Kid tells me "get golgoroths gaze" so i get it he then saiys " what the helle he just shot golgoroths orb on his back kick this guy" i then get kicked lolll
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2 답변Random Guardian on lfg with 253 light [quote]Looking for someone to carry me on Oryx. 300+ light[/quote]
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2 답변I'll share one from me. It was the early days of VoG, and I was using my Hunter alt. We were on the Gatekeeper section, the fireteam was working on getting the 2nd relic. I always defended the Conflux when it popped. Team: you ok in the middle B? Me: Yeah Im fine [sticks tripmine to minotaur] Im a mothatruckin minotaur killing machine! [stuck minotaur teleports into my face] [i]Guardian down[/i] [gales of laughter as my guardians corpse is sent flying]
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3 답변Guy gets a Starfire Protocol from nightfall, says " I'm going to use this on my Titan!"
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1 답변What's a Ga-joller-horn? Oh cool it's a bazooka.... This seriously happened after the exotic chest in VoG
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Beat normal mode oryx to help some people, told my friend and told him to wait for me to do hard the next day... I get on and he's already doing the hard raid, I say "WTF, why didn't you wait like you said you would?" He then says "you beat it on hard without me yesterday" -_________________________________________________________-
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Okay so I had a raid team put together to do kings fall everyone had done it before except for one guy. We got all the way to Oryx with little to no problems. When we got to Oryx we explained what to do and started it up. After two runs I realized one blight wasn't being detonated so I asked the guy why he wasn't running to his blight his reply was "because it didn't say my name" the raid team burst out laughing.
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1 답변[quote] I'm new to forums and Idk anything really about it, what does bump mean? Lol [/quote]
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3 답변We were in Kings fall and this guy kept being Torn at death singers and whenever he got the relic there was only like 5 seconds left. So we decided to watch him and I noticed he flew all the way up as a warlock and floated back down. So I said " Dude you know you don't have to jump all the way up you can just tap a to fall back down" He didn't listen. So we were just continuing on and he was running late to get on platform and he flew all the way up and back down to get on it. We all said at once " What are you doing dude! Get up there!" And he said " What am I supposed to do! I can't just fall back down!" We instantly kicked him after that.
