Mine are; [b]I! AM THE LAW!!![/b] Set phasers to fun! Your move, creep! LAPD, put your hands up! That's all for me, any other ideas? [b]*Favorites from comments*[/b] WOOP WOOP! ITS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE! The queen sends her regards...and her bitch taser! Commence arc spam!!! Beam up their ashes, Scotty! Looks like this Dynasty is going to make you die *puts on glasses* nasty Hey guys! Check out my new camera! *pewpewpewpewpewpew!* Huh, this isn't a camera. Burt Macklin, FBI! Imma firing my lasers!!! Hands up! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at the queens expense Looks like this captain is *puts on glasses* fallin. YEEEEAH! Bad boys, bad boys, each gonna doo? Wacha gonna do when they come for you? I'll get her out on the Falcon! I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute. Suprise mother f*cker This is a holdup!!! And you all thought it would suck. Am I playing duck hunt? You boys going to draw those pistols.......or sit there and whistle Dixie? Man I cant wait for Bungie to nerf this... Stop or my mom will shoot! Say hello to my little friend! Vegan police! No vegan diet, no vegan powers! It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum. Go ahead...make my day. You have the right to remain silent. THAT MEANS SHUT UP! My name is Bond. James Bond! *looking for enemies* weewoop....weewoop... *shooting at enemies* WEEWOOOP WEEEWOOOP STOP RESISTING!! My hands are up officer!! HE'S REACHING FOR MY GUN [BAM] Finally found that old Nintendo gun from duck hunt I was going to use another gun but then I got high I'll stop shooting when they stop moving "I am so glad the queen decided to mix Vex tech with her personal massage device." Cole Phelps, Traffic! SMOKE DOGG BABY! Don't get vex'd when you die nasty (dynasty) enthrallled in a war but my victims remain fallen. Use your zappy guns to stop them! Guys looks I'm play laser tag with the Fallen! Dun tase meh breuh! I know what your asking, did I fire 14 shots or 1, well you feelin lucky punk? Who needs suppressive fire when you have impressive fire? I don't say anything because I think its weird/stupid to say something out loud while I try to kill anything.. GET SOME!! [b]Consider this a divorce[/b] *turns Vestian dynasty sideways* I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me. The path of the righteous gardian is beset on all sides by the selfish and OPness of the enemy, blessed of light is he who in the name of the traveler and rewards shepherds the low levels from the darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost engrams and I will blast down upon thy with great fire rate and low impact those who attempt to poison or felwinter snipe my fellow guardians and you will know my name is vestian dynasty when I spray my bullets upon you! (Laser sound) aaaaaaand it's dead! Say 'what' again I dare you, I double dare you muth-blam!-er say 'what' one more goddam time! [b][i][u]Quick, get to the cannon! Uaaagh![/u][/i][/b] 1,2, the wolves are coming for you, 3,4 I need to kill some more, 5,6 racing to the chest so I can get my fix, 7,8, gonna stay up late, 9,10, switching characters so I can do it again!!!!! "you tell Jabba he will get his money" Follow me if you want to die Sir sir, put the scorch cannon down. Wipe yourself off, you dead. You're coming with me. Dead or alive. *whistles western showdown theme* The queen told me to try my new gun on you sorry I will shoot you with this nerf gun I swear! Hands up its the intergalactic space police! 'Murica. This is my Vestian Dynasty. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my Vestian Dynasty is useless. Without my Vestian Dynasty I am useless. I must fire my Vestian Dynasty true. I must shoot straighter than the enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot them before they shoot me. I will. My Vestian Dynasty and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the arc we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit. My rifle is Exo, even as I am Exo, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my Vestian Dynasty clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. Before The Vanguard I swear this creed. My Vestian Dynasty and I are the defenders of my realm. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is The Guardians and there is no enemy. His psycho pass is clouded. Shaken not stirred . pew pew You gonna skin that pee shooter or just stand there and bleed? I'm your huckleberry! Check out my new Gjallarhorn! *Takes out Vestian Dynasty* There can be only ONE! Han shot first. Don't worry, this taser only hurts once. Prepare your anus. You will be deleted! Ok so we have something for that unhealthy blue aura of yours, just hold still while I give you a little shot. Ooops, missed the vein, here's another-ohps, if you'd just hold still now well try the shoulder- gah, hold still! Other shoulder then- hrrmm, the kneecap? Nope! Other kneecap? The neck then! Neck again! Quit jerking!! Ill have to try the face. Face. Face! FACE. FACE! FACE! FACEFACEFACEFACEFACEFACE.......DAMN! Lost him... Whats the time? Tossers get down on the -blam!-ing ground! Taste my shotty pistol! I once met someone that said he would give me his Gjallahorn and equipped weapon if I could take him out using my Vestian Destiny against his shotgun. One minute later I walked away with a new toy and 4 new energies. Rob Schneider uses the stapler. Chewie, get us outta here!! [b][i]TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE[/i][/b] Me? Overcompensating? HOOTIE HOOOOOOOO! My church has Pew Pew Pews... You get a bullet, and you get a bullet. EVERYONE GETS A BULLET! [b]LUNCH TIME![/b] Pop pop pop, watching muthafūckas drop! Freeze! Miami Vice! Whoops, didn't think it was loaded. PUT YO HANDS IN DAH AIR SUCKA I don't know it's name. I just know the sound it makes when things die. Price check, this ones not scanning. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Fallen, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Fallen won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Fallen will be sickened by us, and the Fallen will talk about us, and the Fallen will fear us. And when the Fallen closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good? But I got a word of warning for all you would-beguardians. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Fallen scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will git me one hundred Fallen scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Fallen. Or you will die tryin’. Hastala vista baby I used to be a guardian like you then i took this gun and shot you in the knee HERE'S JOHNNY! "Hey hold these bullets for me." (pewpewpew) "You're bad at this." PUT THE COOKIE DOWN, NOW! Yippie Kay Yeah Mother Fallen. Hide yo vex, hide yo cabal, and even hide yo fallen! We got a Vestian Dynasty out hurr, and its shootin' errbody. In brightest day, in darkest night, no fallen shall escape my sight. Let this who worship Skolas' might, beware my power...V Dynasty's light! This is not what I expected when Petra said she was giving me V.D. I give you my word! (Jack Bauer voice). No one ever lived very long after Jack Bauer gave his word! *As le hunter* Hey, wanna play catch with a knife? PEWPEWPEWPEW Man, I suck at this game. UNLIMITED POWAAAAAA!!! Upham! Upham!!! I said, DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Their resistance to deadly force is highly illogical, Captain. Perhaps this weapon will settle the argument? Leeeeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeenkiiiiiins! "Hail to the Queen, baby" "I'm getting medieval on your asses" Merry Christmas mother -blam!-er! You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more? I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!!!! Keep the change ya filthy animal! What does the vestian say? PEWPEWPEWPEW PEWPEW PEW Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire 15 shots or only 14?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Vestian Dynasty the most powerful and fastest firing sidearm in the universe and would blow you head clean off (or put 15 separate holes in you), you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, DO ya, punk? You don't meet a girl like THIS every Dynasty. Oh dear Jimmy, you appear to be dead from my phaser. They told me it would beam tacos into your hands. You've been hit by, you've been shot by.... [spoiler][i]A SMOOTH CRIMINAL[/i][/spoiler] *Looks at gun after killing enemy *Tosses gun to the side "So uncivilized" HADOKEN! Get price checked mother*blam*er GET SHOT IN THE DICK!!!!!!! *in soft voice* assuming you have one...