I'll untie you later, how did you like the painal? Oh the gag right, you can answer when the tears stop flowing...
Cry if I should do it again ;) ... OK then, here we go, bottoms up...!
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[spoiler]Someone is tied up, the quoted person offers to untie them.
Asks how a prior experience was.
Recognises the person is unable to respond due to being tired up and the person is crying making it hard to talk.
Separate paragraph suggesting a new/ different moment in time.
Gives clear instructions as to means of answering question.
The question is ambiguous as to context (you made it up)
An answer is given and the person responds with a phrase commonly used prior to drinking.
What ever you add to this with your sick mind is your business.[/spoiler]
Her: so when do we start?
Me: *exhausted* are you -blam!-ing kidding me?
[spoiler]that's when I realized I was using my hand instead of her. Drunk problems. [/spoiler]
Her: "Were you wearing a condom?"
Him: "No. Did you take a pill?"
Her: "No. YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAD [b]NO[/b] PROTECTION?"
Him: "Yes I did."
Her: "WHAT WAS IT?"
Him: "A fake name."
Haven't gotten to be on top since prison.
Wow you're as cold as a corpse, and I should know.
Btw, I'm required by law to let you know I'm a registered sex offender.
I'm so glad I gave up my priestly duties, women do it so much better anyway.
You remind me so much of my mother.
You may want to have yourself tested.
I think I'm gay.
Aww, I just Apple Jacked, and Rainbow Splashed all over your face.
Next time I'll hit your Stinky Pie and get your Flutter Shit on my stick.
Then you can Twilight Shartle all on my chest, making me a Rarity.
[spoiler]Drew an absolute blank for rarity. Open to suggestions, I will edit and give credit. [/spoiler]