I wanna know what's the ballziest thing you did in school, it could be with anybody as long as it's in school. Also state your age at that time
Mine : I beat the crap out of a guy for cussing at me cause I sneezed next to him, after that we go to the supervisor's office we talk and he asks me "Did your parents teach you to fight others? And being an idiot doesn't justify it" I told him that he's full of it crap and that the guy's a dick.
Edit: forgot to mention I was 13 at the time
English
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My freshman year I told my English teacher to go eat a dick when she made a unflattering comment about my brother (who I can't stand and have been out of contact with for 3 years now) out loud in the middle of class. 3 days of in school suspension. Totally worth it. Nobody talks shit about my asshole brother but me!
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Grade wide meeting (freshmen) about upcoming stuff hosted by 2 student council members Nobody paying attention, like 20 people getting up to leave in the middle of their announcements, everyone else talking each other. StuCo guys getting frustrated. I lean my head back and yell "[b]SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP"[/b] Dead silence followed, and everybody sat back down.
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Actually today, I asked my friend what the odds were that he would walk out of the classroom with me 15 minutes early. He said 1/100. Anyone who has played odds knows that if you win with those numbers, you do it with no questions asked. Anyways, we both ended up picking 69. I immediately got up, grabbed my stuff, and walked out the door. We were taking a test, too XD
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2 답변The class idiot sat sat next to me while my back was turned he put some banana peel in my hair. I was drinking OJ so I switched it my other hand. Then I proceeded to beat the crap out of him one arm sitting down. Had an adiuance too. They lost it when they saw me beating the crap out of him with one arm.
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10 답변When I was a freshman in high school, I was in English class. My classmates whom were also my friends and class clowns were making animal noises like cows, dogs, chickens etc. the teacher thought it was me and told me to stop, I argued that it wasn't me, and she said if she heard it again, I'd get a referral to the vice principals office. (For some reason the VP is more intimidating). Anyways, someone made a noise, and I got in trouble for it. Of course, no freshman would take the blame, so as she started writing me up, I got up and said "-blam!- this!!!" And I proceeded to start writing a referral for my teacher. It read "for being a dumbass". Lmao I was legendary after that.
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2 답변Said I was going to the bathroom, actually just wasted time *feels good to be a gangster*
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52 답변작성자: Strongbad 8/24/2015 10:36:40 PM
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I went to school... The amount of stuff that goes on there is brave enough. For all the parents out there, remember that your child is endangering themselves with other physcopathoc children that are undergoing a huge change. But hey how else they going to learn all this stuff?
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Couple years ago in 4th grade when I was 10 The 8th grader came to talk to is about middle school and one of the 8th grader walked by and murmerd to me "go -blam!- yourself -blam!-". Turned around and took him down and kicked him in the balls
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1 답변I punched a bully in the throat for knocking my lunch tray out of my hand. The poor bastard almost died.