I drew this on my classroom board, it didn't take long for the teacher to get the reference and when he did he was so angry, luckily another guy took the heat xD

Went up to a girl. "Excuse me you dropped something" "Oh, what" "Your standards. Hi I'm Joe."

i was pretty shy in year 7, but started to get a bit cheeky and whatnot half way through the year. So one day after p.e. I hear some kids while we're all getting changed who I never really talked to (they were pretty much the cool kids of the year) about naruto. My instincts kicked in, I grad my tie, wrap it round my head like naruto does, half naked I am (I had boxers on dont worry) walk over to them, and at the top of my voice, in an extremely high pitched voice I yell "NARUTOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" while running around like a retard who just shat himself. The whole changing room laughed their asses off and from that point on I was known as the naruto kid and carried on the tradition for the rest of the year, I was respected by those kids from then on. This is a true story

My laptop was broken, so I was filling out a job application on my phone, then that one teacher that I really don't like told me to get off or they'd take it up, and I'd already had a pretty shit day. So I stood up, and sat on the teachers desk while continuing to fill out the application, of course, I was sent to the office. When I got there, I sat on the Secretaries desk, and continued to fill out the application. The principal buzzed me in. I walked in, this was his lunch period so he was already eating. I presumed to sit on his desk while stealing some of his overly salted French Fries...which were just perfect btw, and continued to fill out the application, (there was ALOT to fill out) The principal gave me a look that was torn between "are you Fu¢king insane?" And "Damn...now how am I gonna have the energy to deal with the rest of these psychopaths?"...as he gathered his thoughts, he asked, "Mr. Fenrir...is there a reason for this...whatever your doing?...why is it that you won't get off your phone?"... I finished the application just as he asks me that. And answer, "well you see, I'm dealing with some stuff at home, and I'm trying to get a job to support my family, oh and I've barely eaten in the past 5 days (thanks for the lunch btw) and the reason I've been I sat on his desk was because I wasn't going to let him get in the way of supporting my family. The Principal, got on his computer, left the room, came back with a sheet of paper. The principal had changed my schedule and remove me from that class with that horrid teacher, and into a another one. And then he gave me 200$ out of HIS OWN WALLET to buy dinner. There is justice in this life.

I called my teacher a [spoiler][b]doo doo head[/b][/spoiler]

Choke slammed a kid onto a table breaking the table

No one [b]actually[/b] believes a majority of these posts...right?

Took the AIMS test (the big three day test everyone in my state has to pass to graduate) when I was shit faced and falling over. I just put ACDC all the way down the scantron sheet. Passes with an exceeding score. Public education is a really bad joke.

I didn't answer to my name when my teacher did the attendance .

I beat the shit out of 3 kids kicking a cat.

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Me and some friends were pulling some Halloween pranks at school (junior in high school) and had some laxatives and decided to make some people eat them. Crushed 2 laxative pills and dissolved them in a drink and gave it to my friend. Drank the entire thing and haven't heard anything from him yet

Made a clock