I was in my room in the morning. I had already eaten breakfast that I had made when my mom comes into the room and says this.
"Do you want to drink tea (and eat) with us?"
"no, I'm not hungry."
"You are worthless, tell me to make you breakfast and yadayadayada."
[i]Wtf did I do?[/i]
She picks up my computer and raises it, I grab her hands and make her let go.
"Calm down. What did I do?"
"You are useless."
"What did I do?"
She runs into my room and I grab her again.
Father come over here
"Wtf is going on!"
mom picks up computer and throws it down a flight of stairs. I don't have carpeting over the stairs.
Dad: Wtf was that for!?! What are you doing!
mom: He keeps using his computer!
I have been banished outside my own home until they get their shit together.
She also took my Xbox
Tl;dr
Mom went gorilla crazy.
Mfw going to school to tell the teacher my mom broke my computer.
Its the same as my dog ate my homework.
EDIT: Post is old and you newfomans are supplying my fill of keks by being mad
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4 답변Fart on her pillow. She'll get pink eye. Word gets around. People judge for that kind of shit. Alternatively, you could masturbate into her morning coffee.
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9 답변Or you could grow up become successful and when she's like 70 tell her you want to take her to breakfast. Instead of breakfast though you take her to a home and leave her there and tell her she's uselless.
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1 답변Well first I'll say, women are pretty immature and a slave to their emotions even as adults. Your dad probably doesn't bother to push back when she acts crazy so she thinks she can just have fits with no consequences. On the other hand shes probably fed up with her son being a loser who's constantly on his computer while her girlfriend's son is a tall handsome athlete or something and you staying on your computer instead of eating pushed her over the edge
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6 답변Honestly, I would shatter something precious to her and call her a useless waste of skin. Especially since that's YOUR private property.
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7 답변Pour some Mountain Dew on her cellphone and computer. If she has a Netflix, cancel it.
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7 답변Your mom sounds awesome. Would your dad mind if we went out for a drink and see where the night took us?
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3 답변Hey I randomly saw this post by chance and I have a Alienware laptop I can totally donate to you. That was messed up what your mom did. I hope she burns in the pits of hell with phogoth.
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16 답변작성자: WileEWolf 4/7/2015 4:48:17 AMI have got you beat, check this one out: I had to move back in with my parents due to some insane financial stuff that happened to me. My older sister comes over to visit and randomly (out of absolutely nowhere) starts telling me how pathetic I am and that Im worthless and this stuff. For the record, this was right after I got back inside after shovelling snow off the driveway for an hour. Then she starts saying that my mom complains nonstop about me since 'i moved back and just keeps going on with this tear on me for no reason, I don't even talk to my sister. Eventually I get fed up and tell her to "shut the fuk up". In response she packs up her stuff and says I am a horrible person for using the F-word around my 6 month old niece (she cant comprehend anything!!!!) and both my parents jump in att his point, after listening to her tirade against me for 5 minutes and saying nothing, and just explode on me for swearing "around the innocent child."
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I have a friend, he's your pretty typical Asian over achiever, and his dad is super strict. One day, my friend missed an assignment in school. When his dad came into his room to yell at him for it, he was on his laptop. His dad goes on this rant about how he can't have a laptop if it's gonna distract him from school blahblahblah, but then, [i]he drops his laptop out the window[/i]
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Way worse things could have happened. I remember I was beaten with my own gameboy for "Using it too much" when I barely play with it, and this time around was when all of my random toys were being used by my cousins and I had nothing else to do. Parents are scary, yo.
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20 답변Did you pay for your Xbox and computer? Basically, was it your property? If so, call the police or take her to a small claims court.
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one sided story... you must have done something wrong... such as play too much. you think your parents want you waste your life which they are providing for you on nothing else? maybe your mom is hysterical, but you better own up. if you're looking for sympathy.. you get none from me.