I was in my room in the morning. I had already eaten breakfast that I had made when my mom comes into the room and says this.
"Do you want to drink tea (and eat) with us?"
"no, I'm not hungry."
"You are worthless, tell me to make you breakfast and yadayadayada."
[i]Wtf did I do?[/i]
She picks up my computer and raises it, I grab her hands and make her let go.
"Calm down. What did I do?"
"You are useless."
"What did I do?"
She runs into my room and I grab her again.
Father come over here
"Wtf is going on!"
mom picks up computer and throws it down a flight of stairs. I don't have carpeting over the stairs.
Dad: Wtf was that for!?! What are you doing!
mom: He keeps using his computer!
I have been banished outside my own home until they get their shit together.
She also took my Xbox
Tl;dr
Mom went gorilla crazy.
Mfw going to school to tell the teacher my mom broke my computer.
Its the same as my dog ate my homework.
EDIT: Post is old and you newfomans are supplying my fill of keks by being mad
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#Offtopic
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