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작성자: Frost Prime
5/10/2015 5:22:26 PM
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ROAST us warlocks!!!
It's about time that all of us stuck up warlocks (Who are obviously the best) take a beating from the other classes! Roast me, Roast all, but most importantly... ROAST THE WARLOCKS!
Edit 1: Fellow warlocks, please don't feel the need to defend yourselves. This is a place of friendly roasting. If you are a warlock, feel free to roast yourself!
Edit 2: Funny... This is my most popular, and as a result, my only post I've never felt the need to bump.
Edit 3: Almost at that 2000 mark. You guys are awesome! That goes to you warlocks who read, and laughed without complaint.
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62 답변작성자: Destroyr19 4/5/2015 2:06:05 PMAn interview by Oprah Oprah- so today we have a hunter a Titan and a warlock with us. We will be discussing crota's end. First the hunter. How are you useful in crota's end? Hunter- well, I can run sword very easily and kill crota quickly. Oprah- how about you titan? Titan- well, I can make a shield that protects everyone in the group. I can also provide a force barrier with blessing of light. Oprah- how about you warlock? Warlock- well Oprah, I have a very important role in a raid team. I'm the only one with the ability to summon as many oversouls as I want.
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14 답변This isn't my joke, btw: A Hunter finds an exotic starship and calls up his 2 buddies whom are a titan and a warlock. They are admiring the ship and enjoying the ride until the titan needs to take a dump. So he says to the Hunter "where's your bathroom bro? I have a brown snake playing peekaboo with my butt hole" he laughs and shows him to the bathroom and says "you can use this state of the art restroom but DO NOT press this 3rd button down..its only for warlocks..." so the titan does his business and decides he only has 1 life to live and presses the first button. It super charges him and wipes his butt clean as a whistle. He is so impressed he presses the 2nd and he levels up each peice of armor and cleans his nuts all whilst sitting on the toilet. The titan is so amazed he thinks "Boy these other buttons are fantastic i might as well press the third!!" next thing the titan knows he wakes up in the hospital with the speaker, the Hunter and a crowd of guardians. The titan says "what's going on? What happened?" the Hunter responds "you pressed the 3rd button and i told you not to! That was only for Warlocks.." the titan quickly replies "the other 2 were so great! What could the 3rd one possibly do!?" The hunter smiles and says... [spoiler]It's a tampon remover.[/spoiler]
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1 답변작성자: GadNefarious 7/14/2015 2:37:38 AMYeah, I killed a warlock once. I fist of panicked off a cliff right on front of him. The poor SOB facepalmed and blew his brains out the back of his helmet.
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22 답변작성자: AWESOME DUDE NJS 7/12/2015 10:00:57 PMA hunter and Titan are chilling in the tower with their sick new exotic boots they purchased for Xur. The warlock walks up to them and starts to say, "Hell-", but is cut of as the Hunter barges in. "Don't mean to interrupt you, but I got one question..." He starts as he points to the warlocks legendary boots...[spoiler]"WHAT ARE THOSE?"[/spoiler]
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3 답변How come if warlocks are so smart they resurrect to just die again 2 seconds later. Also why do 90% of them waste a nova on one person in a panic instead of thinking and using it on a group
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6 답변[quote]Actually, in the beginning there were no Warlocks, just Titans and Hunters. The Titans protected the Hunters while on the move, and once a base was set up, the Hunters provides an over watch to protect the Titans. This is how the city was built. There's a helmet for Warlocks that states that the EARLIEST Warlocks wore CLOAKS to hide their identity. Something happened between these Warlock-Hunters, and our Modern-Hunters that caused a split between the two so large a whole new class was formed. In the end, Hunters didn't need to "learn" blink from Warlocks, and Warlocks didn't need to "teach" it to us. We both already knew about it, and over time, due to class beef rumors arose.[/quote]
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Warlocks are the biggest babies ever here's why Sunsingers rely on double grenades and burn abilities every time they melee, while also they can self revive and their super charge is super fast grenades Voidwalkers rely on a super that tracks their enemies because they have no aiming skill, and their only good grenades track the enemies because again they can't aim and they rely on their enemies exploding to get more kills
