Welcome to bungie.net. Where you need to get good scrub. Every week, without fail, expect to see the following threads. Get used to it. This is life on this forum. [b]TUESDAY[/b] "Nightfall is so and so with so and so burn" "Post your Nightfall rewards here!" "You still play Destiny? Why?" "XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn" "I'm quitting, please look at me." [b]WEDNESDAY[/b] "Petition to do something" "If you use (weapon Xur is selling that week) you're getting kicked from my fireteam." "I'm so and so, AMA" "XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn" "I'm quitting, please look at me." [b]THURSDAY[/b] "Xur is almost here. Post your predictions." "If Xur sells ______, I'm quitting." "F-You Deej and your shitty updates" "XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn" "I'm quitting, please look at me." [b]FRIDAY[/b] "Xur is selling ______, ______, ______, and ______," "I earned my (weapon Xur is selling that week), you guys are scrubs." "If you earned your (weapon Xur is selling that week), sign in here." "Bungie, please nerf (weapon Xur is selling that week), Crucible is broken." "XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn" "I'm quitting, please look at me." [b]SATURDAY[/b] "Why do guys play as female characters?" "XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn" "I'm quitting, please look at me." [b]SUNDAY[/b] "Xur extended!" (post from Deej in December 2014 always makes an appearance) "I'm so and so, AMA" "XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn" "I'm quitting, please look at me." [b]MONDAY[/b] "What's your Nightfall predictions?" "XXXX hours and still no Gjallarhorn" "I'm quitting, please look at me." HONORABLE MENTIONS: Lenny face posts Centipede passing though posts Universe starry sky posts Fabulous posts EDIT: SmoggyPluto (honorable mention) "Sword Bearer tips" (any day but common closest to reset day) "My console is better than yours because... well it just is okay." (any day) "My (insert class here) is better than yours because... well it just is okay." (any day) "Nerf this and that please. I suck." (any day) "Destiny is the worst game ever. My 1000+ hours can back that up." (any day) "(insert game title) will kill Destiny" (any day)