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작성자: Overwatch Actual
3/27/2015 9:25:14 PM
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What does Xur do with our strange coins?
This question has got to be on people's minds, it's quite simple. Xur what do you do with the strange coins we give you? ( anyone who answers with the most imaginative answer has the chance to win $20 in PSN or XBL gift cards. )
Edit 1: so I want stories not sentences. Be creative. XD
Edit 2: I'm loving the comments. I really want paragraph stories though.
Edit 3: There is a few really creative stories good job guys! I have the card waiting for the stragglers to get a couple more stories in.
Edit 4: So there's a tie, as it being I can't buy 15 people cards I need you to vote, I need you guys to choose, the qualificatating users are below, you will vote on their stories
TheChiefsMast3r
Daemonsblaze
CerisDeVoi
Jester
Atheon
BlubberySnooper
Studmuffin0808
Ricky ricardo
VivianGraceful
Valus Ta aurc
Nojon1
Selenophobia
Jhutch91
SilverF0x117
Pinkiepie, XD
Private message me who you think should win, the person with the most votes wins the card!
Edit 5: I shouldn't have to tell you guys that you can't vote on your own if you qualify. Goodluck.
English
#Destiny
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8 답변You seek answers, but the truth of the story is not so simple. It begins long ago, approximately three thousand years ago. Xur was only two years old at the time. Like any space creature he was different than anyone in his family, his appearance was so frightful that he couldn't even show it; he had to always wear a hood to shadow his true visage. This made him become sort of a spectacle to those around and everyone saw him with the utmost awe and wonder. This continued for a couple hundred years until all of his home planetary system desired to see his true face. As he needed to buy an intergalactic space shuttle to see his grandmother in the galaxy of Pluarchen, be began to allow people to see his face for a coin. These coins were no ordinary coins, they were strange. Strange coins. In time he ended up purchasing a nice intergalactic space shuttle and frequently visited his grandmother. This continued for thousands of years, and he ended up wasting all of his valuable coins on Space Drugs. Like any famous celebrity or person, he hit his downfall. He became broke and could no longer afford his luxurious space shuttle. He had to sell it just to afford a little bit more drugs to keep him going. In due time he lost all of his coins and possessions and he was seen as a lowly creature, an untouchable. Poor old Xur still loved his grandmother though, so he was determined to continue visiting her. Xur now sells random items he finds or steals in other galaxies for strange coins. He uses these coins to pay for the fare of his space bus. To this day he still sells items on the galactic black market just to visit his grandmother. TL;DR: He uses strange coins to buy the bus to grandmas house
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Theyre going to IMF, world Bank and Monsanto. They, along with Halliburton (funded without strange coins through their own means) are using their resources to pit guardians against each other through faction hate and also secretly fund the cabal and the fallen to keep the war machine churning. Xur is just Chaney with a Japanese hentai mask on.
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12 답변작성자: Who is Damian 3/28/2015 5:07:41 AMIt's obvious he uses them for sexual pleasure since they vibrate. But really he uses them as power cells for some kind of super weapon that he is planning to destroy Jupiter with. Once Jupiter is gone then the gravitational pull that Jupiter has effected on asteroids on our solar system will no longer be there and asteroids will hit earth and destroy us all. The asteroids themselves won't kill us but the things on the asteroids will. The asteroids will have an infectious fungal virus that will be transmitted through dogs by anal sex. So that means that one freak that likes to -blam!- dogs will transmit that disease. And do you know who is insane enough to do such a thing? Motherfuçking AL gore. That manbearpig campaign? It's all a con. (Although manbearpig is a super cereal matter he's out there) once he infects the citizens of earth, they will be transformed into squid faced lizard monsters like xur himself. Lizard monsters? Like those of our world leaders like Barack Obama. Obama is a part of the illuminati. Xur is illuminati confirmed Edit: Want more proof? Xur=3 letters 3 sides on a triangle Xur sells 3 class armors each week 3 sides on a triangle Xur is an agent of the 9 3 is a factor of 9 9/3 is 3 3 sides on a triangle Strange coins have a circular shape which resembles an eye The illuminati symbol is a triangle with an eye in the middle Xur is part of the illuminati [i]arc burn can't melt relic iron [/i]
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작성자: BloodyAlien243 3/28/2015 5:33:08 AMHe pops them like mints. Sticks them in his bum. Makes a little fort out of them. Uses them for laundry. Uses then to get the high score in PAC-Man. Tentacle curler. Pays Japanese girls for sexy fun-time. Buys a bunch of Gjallarhorns to launch off while in the tower infront of other guardians and laugh. Uses them to find his web site called www.CheapShittyExotics.com as well as a book called, "How to Screw People Over"
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작성자: ScreebisOnMyPeebis 3/28/2015 5:15:31 AMXur, a mysterious man, who has learned the secrets of life. He is the last Play Boy alive. In the reef he has space mansions adrift, full of wonderfully busty Awoken Females. Nowadays, there are not many dildo manufacturers, and man lemme tell you... Those coins -blam!-ing VIBRATE!!! He gives them out to his Playboy Bunnies! They love his thousand tongued face, it makes them feel amazing, but the greatest gift of all is a strange coin, they are the only vibrators left in the universe. Xur is the male version of her, he is the ultimate man. He provides gear that makes you a god, and gives godgasms to his hunnies. Xur loves you, and Xur loves his ladies, he has to keep them pleased.
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2 답변Options. 1. He has a giant swimming pool full of his ill gotten gains that he swims in. Kinda like Scrooge McDuck. 2. Unknowingly we are actually earning Bitcoins when we run weekly, but Activision tricks us and calls them "strange coins" and tricks us into giving our loot to them, thereby making them millions upon millions of extra dollars. 3. They are actually some sort of super compact power source that could save the Traveler, but Xur being evil (come on, we all think it) is hoarding them and preventing the traveler from being at full power, and preventing it from being strong enough to stop the darkness. 4. The strange coins are a figment of our imaginations. In fact, it's all a figment of our imaginations...
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1 답변작성자: Promethean241 3/27/2015 9:10:57 PMHe goes home, goes through the back door and drops the bag of coins on the ground. He goes under his sink, looking around for it. AH HA! There it is! He takes all his clothes off, lays on the ground and wraps himself in duct tape. Then he uses an elaborate contraption to poor vaseline all over his body. Then he squirms in place like a slug. The Nine's poker game isn't until later. He'll handle it then.
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Xur is Ikora Rey's baby Daddy. He sells Exotic Item he finds from the waste of the Solar System . That is why most of the exotics are garbage because they are garbage. Xur comes on Fridays because that is his only legal day for him to see his only child he had with Ikora. You can see him sitting down in the Future War Cult lounge. The strange coins he collects is child support he owes to Ikora. Lmaoooo...
