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작성자: helzTR
3/15/2015 7:11:03 AM
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what's the best destiny joke you've ever heard?
I laughed hard when I read "felwinters lie is the best sniper in the game" mostly because it's true.
got another one! Your mamas so fat that when she spawns in he tower, Lord Shaxx says, "You're crushing them!"
another momma one:
Yo momma is so ugly that when she spreads her legs her ghost screams, "You've woken the hive!"
for the people without it.
my girlfriend is like my gjallarhorn, I don't have a gjallarhorn.
.. I know one day everyone will have it, and it will be a beautiful day :')
wow.. over 200 replies, that's way more than I expected. here's one more clean one:
what do you call a hunter guarding a car?
a vanguard
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1 답변작성자: SpankyMcSpanky 8/14/2015 3:47:12 AMSo the Speaker is looking for people to help fight the darkness one day. He is approached by a fireteam of three who wish to help. The Speaker says, "So how can you help fight the darkness?" The fireteam leader responds "We have some very special skills! Show them Fireteam!" So the first one to go up pulls out a big cage with a Dreg inside. He removes the Dreg from the cage and almost instantaneously begins to punch the dreg to a pulp. You can hear the Dreg crying in it's own tongue as its intestines start flying out but the blows continue. Finally, the other two grab the Dreg by the legs and head, lift it's mangled corpse over the first and rip him apart at the torso. Guts and blood spill on the first warrior. The second warrior starts to shake violently as orbs of light pour out of every single one of her pores and orifices. The third and leader takes off all his armor and starts thrashing about on the pool of orbs, violently slapping the other warrior and cursing at them. The Speaker was speechless, appalled and other feelings that don't even have a name. Finally he stammered, "Wha....What do you call this?" The fireteam responded, "The Aristocrats!"
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1 답변Your mom is like the nightfall. I do her 3x a week with my mates and I always come away with a burning helmet. Not my joke, just epic as hell.
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43 답변"Omnigul be like: my milkshake brings all the thralls to the yard and they're like: nwarrr!"
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8 답변A warlock , a hunter , and a titan walk into a bar. The warlock says " It looks like I have the smallest head in the world" , the hunter says " it looks like I have the smallest arms in the world, the titan says "it looks like I have the smallest dick in the world" They all left the bar to go check the genius(sorry for the misspell) world record book. The warlock comes back and says " it's true ! I do have the smallest head in the world" The hunter enters and says " it's true , I do have the smallest arms in the world ! The titan returns to the bar and angry says " WHO THE -blam!- IS JUSTIN BIEBER "
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3 답변Your mums so fat that when she equips chatterwhite she looks like the traveller! Can't remember where I heard that but made me laugh.
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6 답변작성자: inkarail 3/29/2015 10:09:23 AMPfft, I didn't even xurn my copy of Destiny, it dropped for me from some old lady's purse while I was raiding Gamestop She asked for it back and I was like "git gud grandma" and uppercutted her. [b]Found this on some forum post a while back about a xur post... Laughed my ass off.[/b]
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2 답변I was gonna tell you a joke about the ghorn [spoiler]but you'll never get it[/spoiler]
