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작성자: helzTR
3/15/2015 7:11:03 AM
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what's the best destiny joke you've ever heard?
I laughed hard when I read "felwinters lie is the best sniper in the game" mostly because it's true.
got another one! Your mamas so fat that when she spawns in he tower, Lord Shaxx says, "You're crushing them!"
another momma one:
Yo momma is so ugly that when she spreads her legs her ghost screams, "You've woken the hive!"
for the people without it.
my girlfriend is like my gjallarhorn, I don't have a gjallarhorn.
.. I know one day everyone will have it, and it will be a beautiful day :')
wow.. over 200 replies, that's way more than I expected. here's one more clean one:
what do you call a hunter guarding a car?
a vanguard
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2 답변Gjallarhorn is like my girlfriend. [spoiler]everyone bought her this weekend[/spoiler]
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2 답변Crota: oh no the guardians are my lair let's send out my main hoe deathsinger (5 minuets later) 6 ghorn rockets Crota: oh no deathsingers dead well the stupid guardians don't know how to summon me (Guardians all stand on the crystal) Crota: wtf Guardians: luckily crota is stupid enough that he keeps the only thing that can kill him in his own room Crota you will never kill my sword bearer (5 ghorn shots later) guardians have the sword (A couple minuets later) crota why are you hiding in the room guardians Guardians: why don't you come in crota you scared Crota well at least I don't have to buy exotic with strange coins Guardians: at least we have exotics Crota: at least I don't listen to a dead ball (the traveler) Guardians: at least i don have crapy ogres guarding my house (Couple minutes later)crota: why did it have to end like this I shall give you all radiant shards (as crota dies a 2 guardians get ghorns) Guardian: in your face crota The end
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7 답변작성자: GuTz HD 4/16/2015 4:05:17 PMDestiny themed pick up lines: Hey girl, are you destiny' story line; because you're short & -blam!-ing retarded!
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