does anyone have any funny destiny jokes im gonna make a video,I dont know exactly what about but I want to incorporate some jokes from the community.
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작성자: ProtoSpider 9/12/2015 5:07:36 PMYo'Momma so ugly! When Eris saw her, she screamed... What horrors have I seen!? Yo'Momma so fat! All of her armor perks say... Carry more heavy! Yo'Momma so fat! When anyone stands in her shadow... They get a weight of darkness x10! Yo'Momma so ugly! When she runs lamps... [spoiler]oh and http://i.giphy.com/aIvRV85ReChmo.gif[/spoiler] The thrall run away from her! Yo'Momma is so fat! When she drops into a crucible match... Lord Shaax says, You're crushing them! Yo'Momma is so fat, when she steps outside... People think there is a public event![spoiler][/spoiler]
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113 답변작성자: Top Floor Fatal 9/14/2015 3:07:19 AMTitan says, "I can smash the ground and make an electric ring shoot out around me!" Hunter says, "I can summon a gun from the sun that destroys anything!" Warlock says, "I can light myself on fire. Edit: wow guys, thanks for all the replies and comments, if we get to 30 comments then I will make another one Story number 2: Hunter says, "I can summon an electric blade from the energy from the earth to destroy anything in the way!" Titan says, "I can make a force field to keep anything away from damaging me and protect my team mates!" Warlock says, "I can throw grape kool-aid in the air!" If we get to 40 replies I will make another, 50 replies is another, 60 replies is another, and 70 replies is ANOTHER!!!!! Let's do this! Edit: 4 more replies and I will make another one!!! Story number 3: Warlock says, "I can throw a black hole into the air and blow you from existence!" Hunter says, "I can summon a gun from the gods of the sun to blow you away!" Titan says, "look at my bubbles." I know I reuse some but I only have 2 subclasses. Oh yea and if this is still good by the time TTK drops I will make ones of the new subclasses. Story number 4 you asked and you received another story. Hunter says, "I can summon a gun from the sun and light fire to all who seek my death!" Warlock says, "I can raise myself from the dead to kill the foe who last killed me!" Titan says, "I can throw water at the ground and make water rings." Comment for more! Sorry number 5 Titan says, "I can put up a shield and block everything from coming my way!" Warlock says, "I can throw a black hole into the sky and destiny everything!" Hunter says, "I can electricute my METAL sword cuz that's a good idea." Almost to the last story! And again I am gonna do the TTK ones too Story number 6 Warlock says, "I can revive myself from the dead and destroy anything!" Titan says, "I can make an earthquake and kill any nearby enemies!" Hunter says, "I can light a gun on fire cuz the gun powder totally won't explode." So here is a little thing, if we get to 80 replies, I will make a new one including a new super, if we get to 90, I will make another including the super, and if we get to 100 replies, and I'm really pushing it here, I will make THE LAST ONE! Story number 7! Warlock says, "I can shoot electricity out of my hands and electrocute EVERYTHING!" Hunter says, "I can make a bow and arrow out of a vortex and destroy you from existence!" Titan says, "Somehow I can light metal on fire and it stays on fire even though I throw it through the wind." Almost to 100! The hype is real! Story number 8 Titan says, "I can summon a flaming hammer and smash you to bits!" Hunter says, "I can summon a vortex bow and stole and destroy you from time!" Warlock says, "I can electrocute myself enough until I start imagining that I can shoot electricity from my hand." Here we are guardians, all we need is 10 more replies. It seems that I forgot we need more then 100 so yea. The hype is real so just keep commenting for the last one! The last one is here you guys! Titan says, "I can throw a flaming hammer in the sky and destroy everything! Warlock says, "I can shock you with lightening and fry your brains!" Hunter says, "I can throw grape kool-aid at you......." So how did you like these guys? It is pretty awesome how we got to ever 100 replies! Thank you all so much and I hope you enjoyed them. Stay chill and keep on throwing grape kool-aid at people.
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A Titan warlock and a hunter work on a skyscraper in Mars the warlock says I bet I can jump of a not die the Titan yeah right and then the warlock jumps of a couple of time and survives it all then when the warlock doesn't come back up the Titan wonders what happened the hunter says I bet he forgot to to switch classes back to sunslinger
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1 답변1:Destiny sucks, it has no story, crucible is broken, warlocks are too op, it has no content, and taken king is going to suck so much ass. Just go do nightfall for me. Too pissed to do it myself. 2: You have every exotic weapon in the game AND their maxed, 3 maxed out warlocks with max ram and solar shield plus radiant skin. 1: *1's phone rings* 2: *reads notification on 1's phone screen* "Remember to pick up taken king on Tuesday!" Dude, what the hell? 1:S***. *starts running* 2:F***ing asshole.[spoiler]This was made to represent all the people that say they hate destiny but play in secret[/spoiler]
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36 답변I once heard this awfully strange theory one time Cabal are future americans 800 pounds and highly militarized
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