>Falls hundreds of feet down in the hellmouth, barely lives >Dies falling 2 feet on a rock

Entire fleet of Awoken destroyed in one blast from Dreadnaut. Cabal manage to crash one ship into Dreadnaut and hold their own.

>be Atheon >Extremely old but in prime condition >chillin in my throne room w/ my homies and older homies >had a break in a couple months ago by some puny ass guardians >whooped their ass >pay my guards better and heighten my security >suddenly >get word from my praetorians out front that guardians have broken in >shit >send out the Templar >Templar is impenetrable. Spent a shitload of glimmer on that mofo >chillin w/ my homies when I hear a rumble >Templar was killed >wtf seriously >Well my gorgons are bosses and won't let anything past them >when suddenly my throne room door opens >nope >watch from afar >gatekeeper getting his ass kicked >really bro >send out my bros from the east and west sides >they get rekt too >shit I'll do it myself >walks out and starts shooting >guardians run in fear >time to kill them all >open time stream >step on a Rock while doing it >owowowowowow >screw up time stream >accidentally send guardians to the only thing that can kill me >well shit >gets destroyed by guardians >facepalm forever in death [spoiler]>made sure all my good loot was hidden so I still win[/spoiler] EDIT: 10/25/15 I have no clue how the -blam!- this post is still going.

Oh! There's a good player! Let's put him in the worst team ever so he can't win a single -blam!-ing round!!!!!1111111 [spoiler]Oh, he did win o_O -what about giving the last place laggy piece of shit an legendary? [b]PERFECT!!!![/b][/spoiler]

> be omnigul > have one job > to usher in crotas return > recently hired by crota > just left wizard school > wizard parents pressuring me to get job with crota > hired thankfully no drug test > first job to do > seige of the war mind > finally crack rasputins long ass code > parents are proud of me > jumpforjoy.gif >friend Sharon says she seen guardians heading this way > yeah right lol >about to seige of the war mind when suddenly > 3 wild guardians appear > all 3 wielding icebreakers > they smash my whole squad > -blam!-itimout.jpg > job failed > back at my place in the cosmodrome >tryin 2 chill but parents callin mad af that I failed our overlord. > I'm not gonna answer > *1 new voice mail* > check it > mom says to get home asap those guardians comin for me > btw you're grounded > oh shit > try to ditch into the sky watch > oh shit they cut me off > try to escape > cornered in the laundry room [spoiler]all 3 burns active[/spoiler] [spoiler]sprayed by gjallarhorn rockets[/spoiler] [spoiler]died before I got ungrounded[/spoiler]

Huntards complain about scrubs who use a single super to take a single person out. Hunters run around map with a super that can get multikills

-Skolas (weird fallen captain leader man) is more difficult to defeat than Crota (crazy legend hive god undefeatable frickin crazy hive god) -Ghost can literally bring people back from the dead, teleport people, etc, takes like 5 minutes to open some stupid door -Skolas is super easy in story mission, was most difficult boss in the game in PoE *cough*steroids*cough* -The Vex can travel through time and teleport, but can't go to the moon or Earth? (Theres probably grimoire that explains this but idk) -The Awoken Queen puts some of the most dangerous enemies in the system in a stupid little prison with 5 rooms and loads and loads of treasure (aka a few motes and coins and some crappy queen's gun), where the Fallen have already broken in (and if the fallen can break in, think about what the hive or vex could do! The vex can travel through time and teleport and stuff!) How have the vex or hive not broken in yet? -Guardian wakes up from being dead, follows weird robot into a dark building, no questions asked. -Previously dead guardian knows how to use a rifle after being awake for maybe 5 minutes. -Guardian wakes up from (and I quote) "being dead for a very long time", in perfectly clean and shiny armor -Good thing there's a gun laying around in fallen territory than can decimate the fallen (at least on the first couple missions) and the fallen just left it laying around? Ok.

Vanilla----Says to become legend, and all your equipment should have stories linked to them. You will be with them your whole journey in Destiny. Dlc tdb----says that you must move on, find better gear along the way Dlc HoW---- says that they've been listening, reading complaints and hearing the community, weapons now upgradeable to current attack and defence value! The taken king---- makes all legendary and some exotic gear obsolete into year 2

"The Crucible is no place for mercy!" *Bungie implements Mercy Rule* Poor Lord Shaxx.

I didn't violate the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and was not met with Ninja Justice.

Sniper to head, dead. Sniper to heart, no worries

Light-switch Modifier only works for enemies.

>Gives Titans a good subclass >Community rage quits

"I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain." -the Stranger >you had plenty of time while you were stalking me on the moon >could have shot me an email >could have explained when you [u]actually had[/u]more time, in the Tower after victory speeches, but instead you just gave me a pulse rifle [b]from the future[/b] >I was out on patrol in the Divide for 7 hours, you couldn't have dropped on by? >perhaps you could give a note to Xúr

"Plays as awoken male" -enters reef -"we are the awoken and we fûcking hate everyone" -"you are not fûcking welcome here guardian" -face palm-