Here's mine:
Stays out of crucible because of OP weapons, goes back into crucible because one now posses an OP weapon
English
#Destiny
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4 답변작성자: Hopscotch 11/11/2015 11:40:29 AM>be Oryx >Guardians killed my son >pissedtfoff.gif >head to Sol System >near Saturn >attacked by glowing -blam!-s called "Awoken" >lmao >-blam!-you.jpeg >they take out almost whole fleet >they get rekt by Oryx blast >need to replenish army >attack Cabal on Phobos >Guardian who killed my son shows up >try to kill him >gets away >some other stuff happens >take Cabal commander and Ogre to protect myself >Guardian kills them >well -blam!- >he enters my Throne >"He'll never beat me in my bubble!" >beatsme.gif >I take myself >fast forward a few weeks >chilling on ship in new realm >find out Guardians enter >they'll never get through my portal >WAIT I LEFT MY RELICS OUTSIDE >ah whatever's, they won't get past the abyss >tomb ship rush hour >well, my totems will keep them out >-blam!-THIS.jpeg >main homie War Priest will teach them >they -blam!-ing beat him -blam!- >I'm starting to sweat >I got my pet Golgoroth locked up though, they won't beat him >they got through his maze and beat him >my baby's are still singing >ohshitohshit >they were murdered too -blam!- >now I'm pissed >show up and summon my ogres and knight bro >they kill them and set off bombs >my chest opens up >wtf since when does that happen >they shoot me more >noplz >summon orb and send shadow >he trips and they kill him >they finish me and try to take my loot >not my most prized possessions! [spoiler]>moldering shards[/spoiler]
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>Oryx >literal god >King of the 66.6th dimension of eternal pain and suffering >makes the mightiest empire in all of the universe, the Cabal, flee >the Cabal don't even have a word for "flee" >murdered irl by 1 to 3 fleshy meatbags and/or walking computers like a little bitch >murdered [i]in his own realm[/i] by 2-6 fleshy meatbags and/or walking computers >mfw
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53 답변Missions in the Cosmodrome: Dead Orbit: They stand between us and the stars! Go scan this sack. New Monarchy: This will help us get a leader! Go scan this sack. Master Rahool: The Cryptarchs are very interested in this. Go scan this sack. Amanda Holiday: I need to keep your ships in the air. Go scan this sack. You think they could share sack scans so I don't have to constantly scan the same sack in the Cosmodrome?
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9 답변Alien is older than humanity it's self, and lived in an entire different galaxy for most of its existence, and speaks English.