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작성자: Comrade Napoleon
1/13/2013 9:05:57 PM
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Most Disgusting Thing to Ever Happen at your School v2.0
Repeat of my classic thread from Bungie.old
At my middle school, somebody took their poop out of the toilet and wrote the F word all over the stalls and walls of the bathroom. As for the girls, a special needs girl smeared her period blood all over the walls of the cafeteria bathroom.
Your turn
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Today in class I was in band class today and this happened The kid on the gong wasn't hitting it hard enough, so the conductor said harder. He hit it pretty hard Harder I could of sworn it travelled through the CARPET WALLS Harder The gong broke and it almost cut his foot off He's being rushed to the hospital right now
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Today in class I was in band class today and this happened The kid on the gong wasn't hitting it hard enough, so the conductor said harder. He hit it pretty hard Harder I could of sworn it travelled through the CARPET WALLS Harder The gong broke and it almost cut his foot off He's being rushed to the hospital right now
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4 답변Some 8th grader got his finger chopped off right after the bell rang when his friend slammed his locker shut on it. There was blood dripping all down the hallway leading to the nurses office and we were all stepping in it without realizing. When someone called it out everybody started freaking out LOL.
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81 답변작성자: Brob 4/20/2015 1:32:39 AMI couldn't ever forget that day. January 17th, 2011. Sophomore year. The night before I had taco bell for dinner. I had a cheesy ghordita crunch, a nacho supreme, and a crunch wrap supreme. For dessert I had chocolate ice cream drizzled in chocolate and caramel syrup. My stomach began to rumble in bed that night. the next morning I wake up, and have a bowl of left over chili for breakfast. Little did I know this was an ingredient that was part of a recipe for disaster. I get to school to find out my friend brought donuts and was too full to eat the rest, so I had to chocolate bars and a maple bar. I then dug into my backpack where I kept my monster energy drink for the day. Then second period hit. I began to feel the 8,000 grams of sugar rotate and expand itself inside of me. The amount of toxic gases that had built up in my rectum were so thick and great in number it could have caused a devastating earthquake that could have caused the end of the world. I knew an epic fart was on its way, so I squeezed my buttcheeks as hard as I could. The gasses were pounding on the black gate, but gondors men stood strong. One of my buttcheeks looked to the other, and said "if we stick together, we can stop this shit". Then it happened. Shit began propelling out of my asshole like an intergallactic missile, literally shredding through my underwear and jeans, flying into the mouth of the poor girl behind me. Poor Stacy. She was only 15 years old. She drowned in my shit, as did nearly the entire class. the only reason a few of us survived is because the teacher swam through the sea of shit and vomit of the students and opened the classroom door just in time. It was like a canal had broken and the shit rivers were running through the school. I did over $3,000 worth of property damage, and caused about 850 people to vomit. Of course this story isn't true, but I thought it'd be funny. to be honest one time a farted and it did stink really bad.
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544 답변작성자: o_____________o 5/21/2015 7:13:42 PM
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281 답변작성자: The Third Man 1 4/18/2015 12:40:27 PMi would say, but then i'd be banned. send me pm if you want to know, its easier that way.
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21 답변작성자: YerSpookyGrandad 11/10/2015 11:09:45 PM
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1 답변Well I'm homeschooled but at the school down the road from where I live( Lecanto high school) a 15 year old kid just shot himself in the head yesterday in the middle of class. Don't believe me? Google it. I saw the story on yahoo news today.
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Back in fourth grade, there was this really -blam!-ed up kid named Stoney that would take a crusty batman snuggie out on the playground and jack off during recess. [spoiler]He also did it in class one time when we were taking the standardized test that year.[/spoiler]
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1 답변Some kid took a Massive dump, massive, like a loaf of bread. And people were lining up during the middle of class to take a peek at the mystery loaf, to see if the rumors they heard were true. No one left disappointed in what they saw.
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6 답변작성자: Uncaring_Bastard 6/1/2015 8:31:36 AMAnother one: this one kid in elementary school once went in the hallway, then 5 minutes later, he proudly and full of confidence screams: THE WORLD IS MY TOILET!! We were just like: wait, wtf? So the teacher went to check and whaddya know, he left the world something to think about. We then proceeded to look for him, he wasn't hard to find. As he suddenly jumped up from under an office desk and started screaming at the top of his lungs. And ran through the school without pants and a disgusting piece of underwear. Funniest shit I've ever witnessed. (literally)
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38 답변작성자: Bill Nye 10/19/2015 7:49:01 PMPM if you want to know. [spoiler]It might get me banned[/spoiler] I'll PM all who replies tomorrow, 1:30AM where I live at the moment. [b][i][u]IT'S BAIT PLS STOP[/u][/i][/b]
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37 답변My friend was melting steel beams with jet fuel in the bathroom. [spoiler]last time i posted this it got ninja'd lmao[/spoiler]
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20 답변Well there's this really disgusting thing we have to do everyday at school [spoiler]It's called learning[/spoiler]
