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작성자: NyneWunWun
3/9/2015 4:28:15 PM
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Missed Xur 'cause my GF decided to give birth
The week he's selling the Skull, too >:-( Been wanting that thing since I first heard about it.
Edit: So yeah, should have added #satire (even though I really DO have a 2-day old daughter and really DO want that helm lol). As I sit here holding my little proof-of-not-being-a-virgin I appreciate all well-wishes, laugh at funny comments, and hope she and my GF both take many long naps so I can FINALLY start raiding.
Besides, he'll have to sell it again sooner or later, right?
Edited Edit: I think there are still people taking this seriously . . .
English
#Destiny
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4 답변Why would you have a baby if you're not married? Legit question, because it seems odd.
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11 답변I sexually identify as a Shark. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of swimming over humans dropping chum on disgusting non Australians . People say to me that a person being a shark is impossible and I'm -Blaming- retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install extra rows of teeth fins and adapted organs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "LeftShark" and respect my right to Dance and Maim humans needlessly. If you can't accept me, you're a Sharkophobe and need to check your Swimming privilege before I rip you in half. Thank you for being so understanding.
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1 답변You look at your child and think ""finally, physical proof that I'm not a virgin". Dafuq? Teenage pregnancy confirmed.
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88 답변Get a wife before you get a baby. Doesn't matter how long you've been dating. Think of the child.
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7 답변.... that's not proof. Ever hear of artificial insemination. Picks or you're still a virgin.
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1 답변What a terrible father. [quote]Omg my child was born and I didn't buy some helmet in a video game[/quote] -blam!-ing terrible.
