What have you done so horrible in your life, that must be shared for the enjoyment of others?
I am terribly curious to know.
Also if you did it while a minor, saying how long your parents grounded you would add to my *cough* everyone's amusement.
Longest I was grounded for was 4 months.
Remember kids, when you tell your mother you will take the trash out. [spoiler][b]You better freaking do it...[/b][/spoiler]
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1 답변I stwoole a cwoockie fwum duh cwoockie jawr. [spoiler]yit's hawrd to bewieve, bwut yit's twoo[/spoiler]
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9 답변I had sex with my girlfriends 18 year old daughter right next to her while she was passed out from drinking all night.
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1 답변Pretended I was a paraplegic and went to the mall in a wheel chair and had me friends push my around and run me into walls and dump me out of the chair on stairs and everyone gave us the dirtiest looks and said stuff to my friends every time it was hilarious.
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1 답변Over the weekend my family went to the park to practice soccer with my sister. I was bored so I hopped the fence into the school next door and found a bunch of beers and bottle caps. Some of them still were full, but no, I didn't get wasted. But what I did do was, I put a bottle in a lunch pail that was left behind by one of the 3rd graders so it made it look like she was drinking. I also threw one or two and they broke. Then I thought, "if a bunch of prob teens came to the school and drank and they were alone since it was weekend, maybe they had sexy time." So I looked around for some panties but found none. I felt so evil and a bit guilty for smashing a bottle and not cleaning it up.
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1 답변작성자: ResonantParoxysm 2/25/2015 12:45:27 AMI got too curious. I was at my best friend's house at about the age of 14. We were watching Casino Royale when I saw that it was time that I head home. As I'm walking towards the door I hear a crash come from the top of the stairs followed by a scream of pain. I rushed up the stairs to ask if she (my friends mom) was okay. She was completely naked and standing in the bathroom with the door open. She screamed again because she had seen me. I flipped out and rushed down the stairs and out the door. Me and my friend are still friends today but whenever I see his mom there is always an awkward tension in the room. She looks at me and smiles sometimes. [spoiler]before you ask she didn't look bad or good, just normal. Untappable.[/spoiler]
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2 답변*sits in a polished black leather chair* "It was a year back when me and my friend would go and grab a lighter as we were incredibly bored to be doing such an idiotic task, But we went to this backyard like area on the edge of the forest as it was a dry day. So I would light the grass on fire and wait until it got big enough until we out it out by stomping. A few days of doing this we never thought of the idiotic nature of the act and it was extremely windy that day. Lot a flame, Let it go a second too long, Made a giant fire ring, Firefighters came, Asked if anyone saw or knows how the fire started, Me and my friend said no, (Like seven other people were there as they came to watch and call the fire department) And we never got into trouble. Luckiest. Day. Ever."
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1 답변This happened a little bit after Christmas , I was 5 years old at the time. my aunt got me and my sister a telescope. so my aunt came over with the telescope to try to help us set it up, and she was trying look through it, but it was still bright outside I remember she said we didn't have anything to look at, so I was thinking of what we could look at, and then I got an idea. I whipped out my dick out right in front of the telescope while my aunt was still on the other side trying focus the telescope and look through. I still remember her looking through the telescope, saying "what is that?" And then She looked up and saw me showing off my dick. She told my parents and they started laughing.
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2 답변I ran to the room my sister and her bf were in. Super excited to tell them something, I forget (many years ago). Knocked w/ such carelessness, opened the door from it. They were about to have secks.
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9 답변I knocked a guy out on the opposite team during a basketball game. He was fouling me here and there and the ref never called them. I got frustrated, punched the poor sucker in the face and got ejected. Heh.
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So like. You know those quarter dispensers out in front of shops at the mall? Well this one for bubble gum was broken and I didn't have to put money in it. So I took a bag and emptied all of the gum from the machine into the bag and ran with it.
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