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작성자: Devious_Melons
1/20/2016 9:22:34 PM
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Funny fake last word thread
Last words that don't exist but are quite funny or just tipping of your ideas of last words
And [b]deaths to do with sniping are banned[/b] like 20 people said something along the lines of
[quote]is that a sniper[/quote]
Examples of last words
Hold my beer watch this - some redneck
Oh I'm dying - captain obvious
I think this gun is not loaded (Darwin award)
I think that's not going to kill me - some dude
Yolo - some douche bag
The glass looks so clear that it looks like there's nothing at all-some one
Ug ug UG!!!- some caveman
Edit: I will highlight some comments for a Darwin award
Edit2: Darwin award nommenies: Abe_guy, WOOKIE ON CRACK, right hand, addra, deathbyseaguils, tree beard, online shrimp24 and a majestic ogre
Edit3: let's get this thread to 500
Edit π, yas 500 comments
Edit 4, you can be as dark as sugar-less coffee
If you comment and give a funny last word I will comment back. Well if I can, if I don't I probably can't think of a smart ass reponce
[spoiler]ha made u look trololol[/spoiler][spoiler][/spoiler]
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[i]Go to your room... Go to your room. I mean it. I'm very, very angry with you. I am very, very cross. Go to your room![/i] [spoiler][i]I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.[/i][/spoiler]
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Honey, where's the propane, gotta make my BOOM! -RIP some meth head. Junior! Junior! Take ma fer riad Dale! -RIP an over the top redneck Nascar fan [spoiler]ps Nascar stands for Non Athletic Sport Created To Arouse Rednecks[/spoiler]
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